So this might be a thread already if it is then it's not in use, so I thought I'd make one. It's not so much a game you just Crete hilarious phrases... Basically you start a sentence with "it's not gay if..." And then you add something onto the end, but it sort of relates to gay sex... I'm not explaining myself well so here are some examples: "It's not gay if... You call each other bro" "It's not gay if... You don't push back" "It's not gay if... You slap Brian Cranston's bald head afterward" "It's not gay if... You both own a briefcase" And my personal favourite... "It's not gay if... Flash Gorden is involved" I just thought it would be funny to see what insanities we come up with!:eusa_clap
It's not gay if...the balls don't touch. It's not gay if...you both say "no homo" immediately afterwards.
Its not gay if... its a three-way. or for my engineering/math major friends. Its not gay if... n ≥ 3 , where n is the number of people involved.
It's not straight if I was drunk at the time. It's not straight if I was just experimenting in college. It's not straight if I was thinking of a guy while doing it. It.'s not straight if it was just oral. Wait I think I screwed up.
Its not gay if you do it in front of a shrine to Odin whilst 973 blonde virgins chant and a bearded man slaughters a goat to win over the favor of the gods! Tts also not gay if you both get dressed and play Chess
It's not gay if you don't look down, hey, a mouth's a mouth, just close your eyes It's not gay if the swords don't cross