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It's not gay if...

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  1. Nirvanafan

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    So this might be a thread already if it is then it's not in use, so I thought I'd make one. It's not so much a game you just Crete hilarious phrases...

    Basically you start a sentence with "it's not gay if..." And then you add something onto the end, but it sort of relates to gay sex... I'm not explaining myself well so here are some examples:

    "It's not gay if... You call each other bro"
    "It's not gay if... You don't push back"
    "It's not gay if... You slap Brian Cranston's bald head afterward"
    "It's not gay if... You both own a briefcase"
    And my personal favourite...
    "It's not gay if... Flash Gorden is involved"
    I just thought it would be funny to see what insanities we come up with!:eusa_clap
     
    #1 Nirvanafan, Jul 25, 2014
  2. Midknight96

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    It's not gay if...the balls don't touch.
    It's not gay if...you both say "no homo" immediately afterwards.
     
    #2 Midknight96, Jul 25, 2014
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    Its not gay if... its a three-way.

    or for my engineering/math major friends.

    Its not gay if... n ≥ 3 , where n is the number of people involved.
     
    #3 Byron, Jul 25, 2014
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    It's not straight if I was drunk at the time.
    It's not straight if I was just experimenting in college.
    It's not straight if I was thinking of a guy while doing it.
    It.'s not straight if it was just oral.

    Wait I think I screwed up.
     
    #4 redneck, Aug 9, 2014
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    It's not gay if there isn't MLP porn of it
     
    #5 Gregarity, Aug 9, 2014
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    It's not gay if... David Bowie's involved.
     
    #6 Minnie, Aug 10, 2014
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    lmaooooooo
    [​IMG]
     
    #7 MDNA, Aug 10, 2014
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    Then it just becomes awesome. :thumbsup:

    It's not gay if it happened in a water bed.
     
    #8 PICollins91, Aug 10, 2014
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    It's not gay if it happened on the moon
    It's not gay if it happened by accident.
     
    #9 esc1010, Aug 10, 2014
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    Dammit you beat me, I was going to say both of those...
     
    #10 Wuggums47, Aug 10, 2014
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    Its not gay if you do it in front of a shrine to Odin whilst 973 blonde virgins chant and a bearded man slaughters a goat to win over the favor of the gods!

    Tts also not gay if you both get dressed and play Chess
     
    #11 SeaSalt, Aug 10, 2014
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    It's not gay if your both lifting weights
    It's not gay if your on a muscle car
     
    #12 That one guy, Aug 10, 2014
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    It's not gay if you're in David Tennants stomach, in Narnia...
    ESPECIALLY in Narnia.
     
    #13 Yeety, Aug 10, 2014
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    It's not gay if it's your own clone, artificially aged to match you. It's just narcissism.
     
    #14 Kai LD, Aug 10, 2014
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    It's not gay I'd they pay you.
     
    #15 happydavid, Aug 12, 2014
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    It's not gay if you down a pack of Bud Light after your rendez-vous.
     
    #16 Candace, Aug 12, 2014
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    It's not gay if... you're not the one doing the sucking
     
    #17 TabletopFan, Aug 12, 2014
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    It's not gay if you don't look down, hey, a mouth's a mouth, just close your eyes :wink:

    It's not gay if the swords don't cross
     
    #18 itsAli, Aug 13, 2014
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