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The Absurd Excuses Game

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ben, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. Ben

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    I'll start :slight_smile:

    Can you do the banana dance for me? (!)
     
  2. pirateninja

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    Uhhh, sorry, can't. My legs just got crushed by a flying house from Kansas.

    Somebody post this letter for me!
     
  3. Ben

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    Um... I'm allergic to... printed words.

    Hey, I'd like a foot rub :slight_smile:
     
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    Sorry, I'm busy. I'm part of an Irish dance squad that needs to go perform at Oktoberfest in Germany.

    Put this painting on the wall!
     
  5. Shrek ate my arms!!! :tears:

    can you open the door for me please?
     
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    sorry, my dogs paralyzed me with their breath

    can you brush their teeth?
     
  7. -Michael-

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    ergh sorry, some ninja just pwned me ass and now im dead.

    Can you get jebus to resurrect me please?
     
  8. Sorry, I've tried ringing him, but i just keep getting 'Welcome to Vodafone voicemail for 079.....'

    Can you find me the remote control?
     
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    i would, but some fat guy just ate my hands


    will you buy e some batteries
     
  10. Sorry, but i have a really strange allergy to batteries, i start to go all green and blotchy just LOOKING at them,.....Strange i know....

    Could you possibly pass me the salt?
     
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    im sorry. im a slug


    can you loan me some money
     
  12. pirateninja

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    Sorry, I spent it all on a pet Wangdoodle.

    Can someone buy me some skittles?
     
  13. -Michael-

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    erm...no, becuase im mr skittles and then id be dead...again


    can someone pass me the pie
     
  14. *nom nom nom* No.

    Could some one please tie my shoes for me?
     
  15. Ben

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    I would, but I lost my hands.

    Could someone do my maths homework for me?
     
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    I would, but all I know about numbers came from Sesame Street.

    Can someone give me chocolate?
     
  17. I would, but right now I have to go brush my parrot's teeth.

    Could someone please clean my room for me?
     
  18. Ben

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    I can't tidy your room. I'm morally objected to tidying.

    Someone make me a pizza please :slight_smile:
     
  19. I tried, but when I tossed the dough into the air it landed on my face and I suffocated.

    Could someone please use the Heimlich Maneuver on me?
     
  20. Hmmmmm......I think I need sleep, lol who uses the Heimlich Maneuver when someone has suffocated?

    Could someone please RESUSCITATE me?
     
    #20 The Enigmatic, Sep 13, 2008
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