Oh, God, There's been more than a few! I like the toy Daphne one, though...did she lose her glasses? Let's see: there was a party me and my mate went to, and ended up drinking a tad too much. It was this studio/werehouse space of this guy in art school, and we stripped down to our undies, rolled around in paint, and then on these big rolls of paper. I recall waking up, and being very confused, though it is funny to look back on now!
I did a lot of embarrassing things back then. One time I was playing tag with a few kids and while I was jumping over the edge of a short fence, I forgot to land on my feet. I literally just jumped and forgot so I landed face first on the grass. Then, these grownups came to me and asked if I was okay. I was in a state of shock so I just lay there pretending I was sleeping. :/
One for now I was about 4 or 6 maybe and I blurted out what my Nan's present was as she was opening it. I remember everyone laughing and my cheeks went very red.
I have no idea how old I was. I always wanted to learn Tagalog (Filipino main language) and still do. I only know how to say a few words but I can only understand more than I can speak. I would speak nonsense and add random Tagalog words in. 'Teka teka (wait wait), hudge jid corr amin. Pero (so) hanna baso ....' Everyone always laugh but I was too young to know what embarrassment was. Now it's just a memory for me to slap myself with.