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Pg-13: F*ck marry kill!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by whatsyourdamage, Oct 8, 2014.

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  1. whatsyourdamage

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    A classic. If for some reason you don't know this one, from the three names you are given, pick the one you would f*ck, the one you would marry, and the one you would kill. For example, if I got Jenny Lewis, Leslie Feist, and Ingrid Michaelson, I'd say:

    F*CK: Leslie Feist
    MARRY: Ingrid Michaelson
    KILL: Jenny Lewis

    To start: Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Kate Moss
     
    #1 whatsyourdamage, Oct 8, 2014
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    Fuck - n/a

    Marry - n/a

    Kill - Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Kate Moss.....in that order!




    Willie Nelson
    Brad Pitt
    RuPaul
     
    #2 MisterTinkles, Oct 8, 2014
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    Um...
    Fuck: none
    Marry: none
    Kill: I don't want to kill them, but screwing and/or marrying them sounds unpleasant too.
    How about: Shailene Woodley, Brendon Urie, and Kate Winslet.
     
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    fuck N/A
    marry N/A
    kill N/A
    lol idk any of these ppl so i wudnt want to do anthing to them
    umm... how about
    jennifer lawrence, hugh jackman, ke$ha
     
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    F**k: N/A (I'm to Asexy for that....we can eat cake together though)
    Marry: ALL OF DEM! (Wha....? If I marry more than one of them maybe they'll forget me and keep each other busy....)
    Kill: N/A (Curse my passive-ness, now I'm married to three celebrities XP)
     
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    Kill Paris Hilton what a horrible human being.
     
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    fuck: hugh jackman
    marry: jennifer lawrence (ma wifey)
    kill: ke$ha :|
    in that order

    fuck, marry, or kill
    ben affleck, nicki minaj, jennifer lopez?
     
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    If given no other options:
    Fuck: J-Lo
    Marry: Ben Affleck

    Would gladly do this. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    Kill: Nicki

    Leonardo DiCaprio, George Takei, Brittney Spears
     
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    Fuck: Mischa Barton when she was on the OC. SO CUTE.
    Marry: Amber Heard.. I would fuck her too though. But being married means I can have sex with her forever which wouldn't bother me at all!
    Kill: Kim Kardashian. God dammit I seriously dislike that woman.
     
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    Im probably gonna kill them all.
    Leo is too old and fat now *so sad*
    Britney , ehhh I don't think I can handle her after her failed almost-marriages
    Mines are Jake Gyllenhaal , the bitch you hate at school , Tyson beckford
     
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    Well Obviously I'd Kill the bitch I hate at school :lol:
    I'd fuck Tyson Beckford, he looks good.
    And I'd Marry Jake Gyllenhaal

    How About...
    Adam Levine, Colin O'Donoghue and Jensen Ackles
     
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    Nah....I'll just let them be.


    How about....Liam Wensworth, Paul Walker, Tyra Banks
     
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    @ForeverYoung000 do you mean "Liam Hemsworth"?

    You gave me a real challenge... But I guess I'd keep Paul where he is for now, though I love him to bits, so...

    Fuck: Tyra
    Marry: Liam
    Kill(keep dead): Paul

    :confused:
     
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    Forgot to point out three names... So: Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, Megan Fox.
     
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    F*ck: Megan Fox
    Marry: Logan Lerman (can I F*ck him too?)
    Kill: Emma Watson

    Emily Rose, Kelly Clarkson, and Ryan Devlin
     
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    Kill my science teacher :dry:
     
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  17. quietisviolent

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    If I really have to chose I'd say:

    F*ck: Kelly Clarkson
    Marry: Emily Rose
    Kill: Ryan Devlin

    Lily Collins, Miley Cyrus, Emma Stone
    Good luck!
     
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    @quietisviolent Miley was the easy one...

    Fuck: Emma Stone
    Marry: Lily Collins
    Kill: Miley Cyrus
     
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    Uh, no names to pick from, I suppose I'll go with the previous ones.

    Marry: Emma Stone
    Fuck: Lily Collins
    Kick: Miley Cyrus (This thing needs to be removed from our society)


    Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reily, Sarah Palin.
     
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    Marry: Sarah Palin
    Fuck: Bill O'Reily ( the only guy in there)
    Kill: Ann Coulter

    Imagine what I could get away with by having a sex tape with bill o'reily to blackmail him and Sarah Palin as my wife I'm a mothafawking alaskan republican end bawsss.

    Mother Theresa, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi
     
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