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  1. GreyRose

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    Just like the title says; either post a picture or write out a joke that will make everyone's nerdy glands twitch.

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    #1 GreyRose, Oct 13, 2014
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    Argon walks into a bar.
    The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here! "
    ...
    Argon doesn't react.
    :grin:
     
    #2 Leonardo, Oct 13, 2014
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    Why did hypotenuse divide the adjacent.
    Just cos.

    It's bad because I thought of it myself.
     
    #3 Ryujin, Oct 13, 2014
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    I heard that, like, Oxygen and Magnesium are totally, like, dating!
    It's like, OMg!
     
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    You must choose between cheese and crackers.

    Oh shit, it's like Kobyashi Maru all over again.
     
    #6 Ryujin, Oct 13, 2014
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    How doughnuts reproduce :wink:

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    So the square Does fit in the circle hole?
     
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    OH Gawd. I love you now.
     
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    You guys are just going off on a tangent now, aren't you?
     
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    No. I'm just trying not to sin. You know how Catholics are about that.
     
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    What did the chemist say to his annoying friend?

    Cool story, bromine.
     
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    Ur anus!:badgrin:
     
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    Where do super heavy elements go for vacation? The Island of Stability!
     
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    Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
    A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
     
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    Would you like to hear a sodium joke?

    Na
     
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    X = function which takes a normal statement and tears it to pieces until it's in its most basic form and it sounds funny
    Y = statement

    X(y)

    For example, let y = 'he can't do that, he's only 15!'

    X(y) = 'this particular male of the species Homo Sapien under the kingdom of Animalia is incapable of doing that action which you have just stated due to his only having inhaled and exhaled oxygen into his body for 15 orbits of the planet of which we are standing on around the star which it orbits regularly.'
     
    #17 Ryujin, Oct 14, 2014
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    The scientist who just invented time travel


    Knock knock
    Who's there?
     
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    The scientist who just invented time travel


    Knock knock
    Who's there?
     
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    Blebbing. It's a real term.
     
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