Figure it out. Google is good for this. A man can no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, so he goes home, and while his mother is making dinner, he sits down at the kitchen table and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you. I'm gay." The mother says nothing, and just when he is about to tell her again, the mother asks, "Isn't that when you put other mens dicks in your mouth?" The son, flabbergasted, responds, "Um yes, it is." After a couple of seconds, the mother turns around and says, "DON'T YOU EVER INSULT MY COOKING AGAIN!"(!)