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Butcher a Common Idiom or Saying

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Pret Allez, Nov 3, 2014.

  1. Pret Allez

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    Mostly this is for making people laugh at two in the morning. Post a common idiom or saying, preferably misusing it in a way that's subtly humorous.

    For example: I could care less what you put in this thread.
     
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    It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that je ne sais quois.
    (stolen from the awesome classical music radio show Shickele Mix)
     
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    A bird in the hand is worth two in a dish
     
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    God willing and the creek does rise, we'll have plenty of water for the crops.

    :lol:.
     
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    All's well that justifies the means.
     
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    im sweating pigs
    lol my grandma used to say this and i would always thinlk of pigs poping out of her pores hehehe im crazy af.
     
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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me ... you can't get fooled again. (The Dear Leader President Bush)
     
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    Keep calm and throw the tuba.
     
  9. your desert will be a piece of cake :slight_smile: