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Build Your Starter Pack (*some content may be offensive*)

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by the haunted, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. the haunted

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    If you are an internet dweller like I am, you've probably seen the "starter pack" memes going around.

    If you don't know what it is, I'll give some examples:

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    Basically what I want you to do is make a starter pack for yourself that include key items in your everyday life. It can be what you wear, what you have, anything! Has to be something tangible, though. 2-4 items.

    Go!
     
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    Teenager with no social life starter pack: laptop, bed, food, video games
     
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    university student with sensory issues (other special needs included as bonus!)starter pack includes headphones baggy clothing (no tags) laptop cellphone with learning services on speed dial.
     
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    Quarter-Life Crisis Starter Pack - A useless university degree, an empty wallet, a "My Future Wedding" Pinterest page, and pictures of your married friends with their new babies.
     
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    College student. Laptop, homemade lunch, weird clothes.
     
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    Amazing. :lol:
     
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    Any, or all of these together, will, possibly, gain you my love:


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    Chicken McNuggets.


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    Good Kush.


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    Pretty Scarves.

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    Risk, the board game.
     
  8. ChloeKiss

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    Lonely and Depressed 19 year old: Movies, Computer, Alcohol, Makeup, Junk Food, Tissues, Airconditioner, Aluminium foil to cover the windows so the room is completely dark and I can sleep all day peacefully, Video Games, Lesbian Erotica and a Spa Bath.

    Oh my god all of that sounds so good right now. I'm not depressed all the time but when I am.. ♥

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    Holy god I want that scarf!!! ♥♥♥
     
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    The Westboro Baptist Church Starter Pack: A Bible(For projectile throwing), a Law Degree, repressed Homosexuality, and a 1992-1994 Ford Cub Wagon.
     
  10. Lawrence

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    Internet tough guy starter pack

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    The first thing every aspiring internet tough guy needs is a REAL weapon. Since I'm a trans guy, I picked a weapon which totally symbolises my raging penis envy. Be sure to take at least 20 pictures of yourself brandishing the weapon. For the record, I own over 100 knives and they aren't crappy ones. As you can see, I even read books about knives and I might have a little problem.

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    It's important to wear a ridiculous mask or helmet to conceal your identity while murdering (lol, yeah right) the previous people who disagreed with you on the internet. Personally, I prefer dressing up like a Teutonic knight, ever since I read an awesome book about the order. One of my favorite mantras is 'No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!' I hope you don't mind I blanked out a shopping receipt, uh, not that I'm scared of you hunting me down!

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    Compulsory reading! Live vicariously through an ex-SAS member. Pretend his experiences happened to you. I would also suggest reading something such as the SAS Survival Guide, to become the ultimate armchair survivalist. And I strongly suggest joining a survivalist forum, so, you truly understand why we suffer laughing fits when somebody mentions 'Mantis knives.'

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    Finally, it helps to listen to br00tal music to set the mood for posting soul-crushing comments. My weapon of choice is Death Metal, and this band plays a sub-genre called Technical Death Metal, which somehow signifies the perfectionism in my sadism. I shall share the lyrics of one these songs:
    "Deep within my sordid thoughts of decadent dementia
    I have deemed the only way to sustain psychosis
    Is to force my life's disdain upon the helpless victims
    Unfortunate to cross paths with my imagination
    Dreaming up dark plans to keep the world in disarray
    Wreaking cruelty so you will spread my hate another day

    Trapped to perform for me
    Forcefed constant agony

    Consume misery, your pain, feeds me
    Abode, of bleeding, dwell in, constant torture
    Abstain, from killing, more pain, for days
    Scars, barely healing, opened, for my pleasure
    Fever of frenzy, your screams, ignite
    Unholy pleasure, cruel

    Numbing anger, decimating, want to kill me
    No escaping, attacked daily
    Beastly slicing, glut of bleeding
    Loathsome torment, sick distinction, salacious life
    Still consuming, your misery

    Months of violent torture
    Blood drained and replenished
    Mentally repugnant
    Psychotic repulsion

    Reopening old wounds
    Raped and violated
    Screaming out in horror
    Fresh pain flowing through you
    Repeatedly pummeled
    Beatings never ending

    Reopening old wounds
    Raped and violated
    Screaming out in horror
    Fresh pain flowing through you
    Repeatedly pummeled
    Beatings never ending

    Consume misery, your pain, feeds me
    Abode, of bleeding, dwell in, constant torture
    Abstain, from killing, more pain, for days
    Scars, barely healing, opened, for my pleasure
    Fever of frenzy, your screams, ignite
    Unholy pleasure, cruel
    Released from your hell, never, to heal
    Soon you seek victims, to show, how you suffered"
     
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    30 something but not 40 yet Spinster Gay Guy Working Day Starter Pack

    Polar Cardigan

    Dull Clothes

    Cat Food

    Old Art (music, movies, video games or comics/books)

    PS: Kaiser I love to play Risk. While my favorite board game is Cludo I spent years playing that game when I was a teenager.
     
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    Better world starter pack - Less cynical science, empathy, refusal to form opinions when you have none.
     
  13. The Virgo

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    The gay top starter pack- Condoms,lube, and a power bottom
     
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    The paranoid vegan hacker living in the ghetto starter pack-
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    A dog.

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    A laptop.

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    A knife.

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    Vegan bread.
     
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    Ghetto girl starter pack!
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    Gotta get the nicki booty goin, along with the full body chain suit
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    Next you gotta get the earings. Mainly 10 inch ones.
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    Gotta get those heels qurl! Also 10 inches.
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    And remember, the thug life chose you.
     
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    3rd year student starter pack: crippling anxiety, 40+ grand debt, a distinct lack of sex compared to your friends, 14 overdue library books, and a migraine.

    Depression and arsehole flatmates sold separately.
     
  17. NingyoBroken

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    Japanese rocker from the wrong era starter pack:

    Long black skirt(or tight leather pants, whatever works)

    Feathery boas

    Red/black lipstick

    Stick on rhinestones
     
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    ~ Cuppy's Exclusively Adorable, Fuzzy Winter Starter Pack ~



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    The cute, cuddly panda sweatshirt


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    The warm, colorful leggings


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    The insanely sweet, light pink winter shoes


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    The super duper awesome Rilakkuma phone case
     
  19. Ryu

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    <--- this guys starter pack
    1. A computer, not laptop
    2. A GBA SP in silver
    3. A 3ds in black
    4. An imperial fuck ton of nintendo games (that's my faviproute measurement)
    5. Combat trousers and an animal short pf some description
    6. A bedroom that hasn't been cleaned in... Ermm... 4 years?
    7. Random glass runes and pentagram
    8.50 watt marshall AS50D
    9. 2 Watt Marshall MS-2
    10. Aria acoustic guitar
    11. Aria strat copy
    12. No friends
    13. An iphone 4

    Now you own everything I own, except the PC, that'S my dads, but I use it the most.
     
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    Aspiring deadbeat musician starter pack: Guitar, laptop, notebook, twitter