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An Ode to Condiments

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  1. gasian

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    This is a thread for people who absolutely love or hate condiments (specific or general). Ketchup/Catsup, Relish, Mustard, Mayo, etc. Post your adoration/revulsion about it/them here!
     
    #1 gasian, Jan 22, 2015
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    I love ketchup on tons on things :love: All the others, not so much.
     
    #2 HM03, Jan 22, 2015
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    My favs, in order of importance....


    1. Ketchup
    2. Mustard
    3. Thousand Island (if you don't know already, this is McDonalds "secret sauce")
    4. BBQ Sauce
    5. Relish
    6. Ranch
    7. Mayo
     
    #3 MisterTinkles, Jan 22, 2015
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    An Ode To Ketchup

    An Ode To Ketchup

    How do I loathe thee? Do I loathe thee like homophobes loathe me, with a burning passion made out of ignorance? Or do I loathe thee like Elphaba and Galinda, a burning flame that might eventually burn down to a smolder? Do I loathe thoust like a spurned lover, craving you, but hating you at the same time?
    You, your sweetness is sickly. Your moisture cloys on my tongue, covering the authentic taste of my fries and burger. You cover by bacon and cheese, diluting the wonderful greasy taste of fried pig, and the richness of cheddar.
    I thought I liked you once. Once, long long ago. Then you went spicy, burning my tongue, and from there, rose a dislike that I shall try to keep alive forever.
     
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    I <3 me some hot sauce. What? I like spicy food.
     
    #6 Raikamaru, Jan 22, 2015
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    Ketchup is love, ketchup is life
     
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    The world would be a terrible and hopeless place without condiments. u_u
     
    #8 ShadowSpirit26, Jan 22, 2015
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    Oh ma gawd got to have my Cheez Wheez.....yes its a condiment in my heart
     
    #9 TacobellKFC, Jan 22, 2015
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    Sriracha is life. I don't know how I'd live without it :c
     
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    Garlic mayo. I'm in heaven
     
    #11 happydavid, Jan 23, 2015
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    Mayo and miracle whip are absolutely disgusting. They need to be removed from existence. -.-
     
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    Soy sauce, wasabi, anchovy paste...yes I have a rather unique taste in condiments.
     
    #15 GlindaRose, Jan 23, 2015
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    Salsa must make an appearance at last! I love Mexican Salsa Verde!
     
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    I take the practice of using condiments very seriously.
    I have been dubbed 'condiment queen' by my aunt and uncle.
    There are very little dishes I will eat sans condiments.
    And heaven forbid we go to a drive thru and the driver/employee forgets the condiments I asked for. That's grounds for a breakdown/tantrum.

    I use just about every kind of condiment you can think of, though I really am not a fan of horseradish sauce or honey mustard in large quantities. But the ones that I will eat with almost anything include: Mayo, lemon juice, garlic [in some for or another]. Those are the holy trinity of condiments for me. Next is hot sauce and ranch dressing. Then there's sour cream and salsa and guacamole. Be still, my tastebuds.
     
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    BBQ Sauce is just my thing.

    Greatwhale raises a good argument for Salsa though. Salsa is good.
     
    #18 Spartan 117, Jan 23, 2015
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    "Use condiments" Lol
     
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    Mayonnaise.
    Tabasco.
    Ketchup.
    Brown Sauce.
    BBQ sauce.
    Mustard.
    No specific order.
     
    #20 Ryu, Jan 23, 2015
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