Hi! So the objective of the game is to post the funniest joke you can think of, and rate the one that is above you (#/10). Rules: 1) Keep the jokes at least somewhat clean so this thread doesn't get taken down. 2) No discriminatory jokes (no homophobic/transphobic/racism/slurs/etc). 3) Use original jokes only (no stealing jokes). 4) No political jokes. In other words, DON'T START ANY FIGHTS! 5) Rate others jokes fairly (don't give them a poor rating just because it was funny and you didn't come up with it first). 6) At least TRY to not be a d*ck. Ok so here's my joke: Why was the scientist struck by lightning? Because he was brainstorming.
And no jokes about food, especially sausages because they're terrible. Actually, jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.
... An irish talking dick? Now, that's interesting... Sounds like stuff coming out of a delirium tremens. (*hug*)