Ok, so hopefully everyone knows the that's what she said joke. Here we can post the really funny ones we hear through out our day. You can make it that's what he said if need be (that's what my friends do at least). I work with special ed kids, today one of the boys was looking out the peep hole at the door and putting his finger in the whole, the teacher said.. "Mario* get your finger outta my hole!" The other teacher (who happens to be a lesbian) looks at me and we both start to crack up. *his name is not Mario
Hahahaha. One time my friend went to hand me an antacid and she took it from from her purse and the package was wet. She was like sorry it gets a little wet sometimes. I was like haha that's what she said.
ROTFLCCAO!!!!!!!!!! That's what she said's make me happy! On my friends Facebook Wall: (some girl was giving my friend a music playlist) It filled up the limit, so she posted again with some more songs and: "DAMN LIMIT, CUT ME OFF!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WHATEVER. THIS IS REALLY LONG!!! (that's what she said.) I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!" That's what HE said's are da bomb-diggity, too.
I was in orchestra and our teacher was talking to us about pizzicato, which is plucking the strings with your finger instead of bowing. She said "Harder doesn't mean louder!"
Another work story (working with special ed kids...it's a job perk). It was during PE and I was walking with a couple of the kids and the PE teacher and there were three tennis balls on the ground: Girl 1: Look coach three balls Girl 2: Uh oh! That's what she said. PE teacher (who happens to be a lesbian): Uh yeah that's what I'd say if I saw three balls.
I love to pull this one on my friends! I talk with something in my mouth(I hate to do that btw....) and evetually some one will say, "DOn't talk with your mouth full." And I say, "That's what he said!!!"
There was TV show a while ago with David Spade and one episode was completely dedicated to "That's what she said." It was beautiful. I was so proud. ---------- (Not exact quotes, but whatever...) Failbook status: Brian is boreddd... Amy: *poke* bahahahaha... Brian: *pokes back* lol Amy: Uh...I don't feel anything... Brian: That's what she said. XD Amy: That's what HE said. (It happens alot...) ---------- We were making teeny-tiny books for Imperialism (which I am suppossed to be working on) in World History last week and...dear LORD!!! It was halarious! The student teacher: "My wife and I worked hard on these teeny-tinies last night. We were up all night doing it." "Make the creases nice and tight. That's right, nice and tight..." *facepalm* My half of the room was cracking up and the teacher just stared at the ST because the ST had no clue what was so funny.
In Gym class we were playing soccer and someone kicked the ball, it went it the goal and someone screamed It's in! it's in and I said "That's what she said" Everyone was laughing
My friend was looking at a small novelty kite and she said: "It's so small! How do you get it up?" ...Classic. By the way ColbieMarie, your footnoting is kind of funny and too cute.
Thanks. I type how I talk and I talk rather strange. Well, I guess strange is a little much, odd maybe is a better word. Here's a great quote from The Office last week Kelly: Dwight! Get out of my nook! Pam: That's what she said, that's what she said, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
I was in band and sitting in my assigned seat. The girl two chairs over from me (also a trumpet player) was trying to get the slides out of the instrument. She says, "*grunt* I can't get it out!" and the guy sitting next to me goes, "That's what she said...Last night".
In spanish we were eating these cookies that had some kind of powdered sugar glaze on them. One kid said "darn it, now I have sticky white stuff on my hands" and of course that one couldnt be let go, so someone said "thats what she said". We all burst into laugher and couldnt believe he had said that. Our teacher wasn't too happy either.
In Journalism, my friend was using her flash drive on the computer. And because my school has really crappy computers, they crash almost every other minute. So, my friend puts her flash drive in the computer (for the third time) and the computer crashes she goes "Every time I put it in it doesn't work!!!!" and I said "that's what she said."
So there was a 3 day breast cancer walk walking past the school I work at today and so we went all out to cheer for the walkers, we got pink shirts for the staff and students, we made signs and a huge balloon arch. One of the walkers saw the balloon arch and said: "Wow, that's the biggest I've ever seen!" That's what she said.
