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Dirty Nerd Jokes!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by ProfessorLepus, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. So, since these dirty threads seem so popular, I've decided to create a thread just for nerds and geeks. It can involve anything -- mathematics, the sciences, *NIX commands, anything! BUT it has to involve the poster above you. I'll start.

    Hey, <poster above me, which is no one's name>, what's your sine?

    -OR-

    Mmm, I'd grep <above poster's name>!

    You know, things like that. plz 2 be original plz!
     
  2. Numfarh

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    Does it HAVE to be dirty? For my last molecular biology exam, I came up with some jokes to try and put my markers in a better mood. Which apparently worked because I aced it.

    What happened to the french eIF4 molecule?
    It was lost in translation!

    99 enhancesomes walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" And the enhancesomes say, "If you don't associate with us, we won't promote you!"

    /unrelated stuff

    And now for the actual thread,

    ProfessorLepus, you're so gneiss. I'd never take you for granite!
     
  3. Peter

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