So, since these dirty threads seem so popular, I've decided to create a thread just for nerds and geeks. It can involve anything -- mathematics, the sciences, *NIX commands, anything! BUT it has to involve the poster above you. I'll start. Hey, <poster above me, which is no one's name>, what's your sine? -OR- Mmm, I'd grep <above poster's name>! You know, things like that. plz 2 be original plz!
Does it HAVE to be dirty? For my last molecular biology exam, I came up with some jokes to try and put my markers in a better mood. Which apparently worked because I aced it. What happened to the french eIF4 molecule? It was lost in translation! 99 enhancesomes walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" And the enhancesomes say, "If you don't associate with us, we won't promote you!" /unrelated stuff And now for the actual thread, ProfessorLepus, you're so gneiss. I'd never take you for granite!