Odd/Random/Weird Comments Things people say at the strangest times, that really don't make any sense at all. Funny, pineapples never wear bikinis. I saw a purple flying cow once, and named it Phillip. FREEZE! The dinosaurs cant see us if we don't move! Farting is brilliance in a bottle. I dream of Jeannie with the buttered cheese toast. If you're not weird, I can't understand you.