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Slytherin and Gryffindor vs Hufflepuff

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Gandee, May 1, 2015.

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  1. Gandee

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    You must be wondering why the Slytherin and Gryffinfor are working together. For centuries, our houses have invested nearly all of our resources into arguing which house has better color scheme (Obviously Gryffindor but our Slytherin ally doesn't need to know). In a flash of insight, we just realize we have a common enemy.

    The Hufflepuff.

    Oh no, not the good, loyal and hardworking Hufflepuff! But I'm afraid it's them. While the blood of our fallen comrades were leaking like faucets, those herbology freaks were smiling with glee and turning corpses into fertilizers. Those cowards claimed that they didn't want to participate in the war, but they were the most benefited from it.

    It's time to bring the war to them. It's time to trample on their gardens and forests. It's time to make them pay with blood.

    Ravenclaw can do whatever they want~

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    Disclaimer: no students were harmed. <3
     
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  2. Jellal

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    Do whatever I want, eh?

    *starts sketching plans for nationwide transmutation circle to create the philosopher's stone*
     
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    Ooh, yay! I have a new pet for this!
    *whistles*
    C'mon!
    *a hydra charges in*
    Ha.
     
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  5. Gandee

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    Hm, philosopher's stone, we could use someone of your talent. Name your price <3

    ---------- Post added 2nd May 2015 at 10:19 AM ----------
    It's your son's fault...if you want to stop the war, then you'd better start disciplining him :icon_wink

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    That's right, ryu, unleash everything you've got, no remorse :badgrin:
     
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    Wow Gandalf, what is it with you and wars? :lol:

    Anyways Hufflepuffs, we shouldnt worry. As long as we keep their room clean, they wont harm us. And keep those Hufflepuff Swag <3
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    #6 LakanLunti, May 2, 2015
  7. Gandee

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    Dat confidence <3
    But darling it won't work on me.

    1) Fountains of blood are beautiful.
    2) You hate cleaning so you're doing a crappy job at that.
    3) Dark Golgari...no one buys your "I'm a pacifist" shit anymore.
     
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    (Gryffindorks colour scheme is definitely the best, and the Cannons just won the Quidditch World Cup. That's sarcasm by the way. In case your small brains couldn't tell. *sneer*)

    To be completely honest, I'm more wary of the Ravenclaws. Knowledge is power after all, and they certainly are the hoarders of knowledge. Anti-social bookworms. The Hufflepuffs have their uses, who cares if they use the war to their advantage, as long as they're growing something I- we can use. It's probably "For the Greater Good" anyways. Goody-two-shoes are worse than you Gryffindors.
     
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    Naww, little girl, want to help us out with our plans?

    These aren't mere drawings.

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    I see not the PURRpose of this... Is it a vendetta?

    Then again, it would be nice to have that cup in my window...
    So, we destroy Hufflepuff. Fine. and then let's move on to Ravenclaw...
    What's the battle plan? and btw, lion here. though allies we may be, let us not have pretence...

    ---------- Post added 2nd May 2015 at 01:54 PM ----------

    I'll start this show off.
    *Goes down into the kitchens* Without knowing the password, points my wand and goes Reducto! *the door breaks into 10 pieces, shattering across the inside ofthe Hufflepuff Common Room. One student was unfortunately pushed by a piece of the door into the fireplace.
    *uses spell of invisible ropes to hurl wand carriers into the wall (unfortunately a little too much force)*

    Hufflepuffs shout "Who are you?!"

    *throws off cape*
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    A Gryffindor, mf​
     
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    NO ONE... MESSES... WITH OUR KITCHEN!!!!!!!

    Hufflepuffs! Put on your Earplugs and uproot all the Mandrakes!


    LOL
     
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    You damn humonculi! You think you can just sneak around committing sinister schemes behind the scene??!~ I'll slash you and your stone to pieces and teach you something about real power, and beauty
     
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    The mandrakes gather around Dumbledore, who uses a Bubble-head Charm on himself to distort and nullify the noise. Dumbledore chuckles and gleans over at the door/entrance, and says,
    "What do you say Harry? For the greater good?"
    "Yes, master..."
    "Use     it."
    "But master... They'll...!"
    "Now, Harry..."
    Harry blinks away a tear and shouts at the top of his voice

    "Vingardium Leviosa Pluralia!!"
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    All the Hufflepuffs' earplugs fly into the ear. The Hufflepuffs run out of the Common Room, but, unfortunately, two were overcome by the noise.
     
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    I'll gladly get the Hufflepuffs with my new power. Hahaha for I serve the dark lord himself. I serve one worse than Voldemort. I cannot tell you anything about him but he taught me dragonic magic. Now for Dragonfire, (it gets out of control and burns the entire Hufflepuff common room). (get out Jigglypuff to distract the entire common room as they look at my cute Pokemon)
     
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    Justinian used Dragonfire.
    It's super-effective!
     
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    Do I want to do this one? I have two allies in hufflepuff, and an argumebt over colour schemes is just pathetic... I think I'll sit this one out... I'll work for whoevere gives me the most magical artifacts. And money

    Yeah... I'll do that.
     
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    *Harry whispers to Ryu*: Hey! If you help me with the Huffepuffs, I'll steal Professor Dumbledore's Cup (Helga Hufflepuff's cup) for you that he took after killing all of those Hufflepuffs...
    If that's not a magical artifact of worth, then I don't know what is.
     
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    Hmm,.. Even though blood is tasty, as the leader if The Corpse Society, I habe got some diplomatic duties to attend to.
     
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    FINE!
    Neville! F*ck!ng charge!
    Kills all the gay guys, all bis and all pans in Hufflepuffs that sets on him with his smile, totalling to 7.
    [​IMG]​
     
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    Haha, I made so many typo's.
     
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  20. randomly me

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    This thread is so...GREEN
     
    #20 randomly me, May 3, 2015
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