Do an impression of the person above

<3 <3 <3 This is a cute game <3 <3 <3
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randomly me:
"I dont really speak in English well but I have profound discussion in provocative threads and can have conversation with any shrewd EC members."

Hahahaha!

 

Green green green! I ♥ Pokemon so much!

 

"The world isn't ready for the sexy inside. When I get my titties, it's on, world, you shall be mine! Also, I really should change my avatar but everybody loves it. What to do?!"

 

"Ha ha. I got Kaiser so good! She's going to be proud of me and my devilishly clever ways!

*Rubs hands together*

She has no idea, I'm simply taking notes and studying her tactics and mannerisms, waiting for the moment there is nothing more to learn or gain, and then I shall strike her down, while her hands are too busy cuddling me and feeding me cookies!

Then I shall RULE THE WORLD! Mwuahahahahaha~!!!"

 

This statement is very sarcastic that it will make people laugh their ass out.

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Yes, I make spoiler tags to make my post more interesting and mysterious

I like posting puns, I am the PUNtastic Queen!

^.~ <----- I call this the Kaiser winkmoticon

LOL I'm terrible

 

Hey I'm totally evil! (Do you want a cookie?) I hate everyone! (You're really nice, you know?) Do you want to be enemies!? (You're my new best friend!)

 

I'm Hazel! Ha ha! I'm a hipster! Um! Something artsy! Statements which are for the most part very mature for my age! Brock! I post a lot and have a good presence on the forums!


(shit i really dont get how to play this game im sorry hazel i love you)

 

OHMG WTF TYPiNG IN CAPS nightwing is cute

 

"Oh, I'm such... uhh"

I suck at this :lol

 

"I'm a total bad ass... when I'm not a lazy ass. Fuck yeah! Rock on, bitches... right after I peel myself away from these headphones..."

 

Hey, I'm the queen of EC. Look at my sexy body! Bask in my glory, underlings!

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I bet you didn't expect a spoiler in a spoiler, eh?

Haha, only joking. THis is just to see the funny reactions.

 

Blind Pokemon guy, and Charizard, go use flame attack!~ or something

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"The blood of the unworthy shall be spilled, but only the crimson flow of the most elegant shall grace these lips. So prepare for chaos... ... ... right after I finish this bowl of Ramen, check out these games, and marvel at my handsome self.. ... .. then, foolish mortals, you shall be WOWED by the RADIANCE OF DEATH! If I feel like... I don't know, I think I might just lounge around... but some day, I will get up and there shall be chaos!"

 

I am very punny and with my puns I shall take over the world, while you all laugh at my funny punnilicious puns.

 

Apparently all I do is puns. Not my beauty, not my intelligence, not my charm, not my unmatched strategies, but the jokes! Interesting...

Yo, yo~!

'Tis I! Sir Furry Bottom, gloriously fabulous and awesomely charming! No man can resist me, and those who claim they can, are simply delaying the inevitable! I am elegant and fancy, but a real gentleman, who will show you the finer arts of war but also the simplicity of cuddling and a movie.

Peace out, homies~!

*drops mic*

 

See my children, fathom my glorious beauty because all those men down there, they want this woman, but I shall rule them with an iron fist. This land is my domain and those who enter will serve me or succumb to my armies. I am empress of this land and none shall take it.

 

*gets all romantic*