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Sentence someone for their archaic crime.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Sebulba, May 20, 2015.

  1. Sebulba

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    Biguy8 created a "charge someone with an archaic crime" thread, so i thought id create one where someone is given an archaic sentencing for their archaic crime.

    So, have fun
     
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    Mongrel, you are hereby sentenced to 3 days in federal prison for assaulting a door.
     
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    I sentence you to endure hugs from me for a month as you still owe me a hug and did not return it! Now you must have them for a month....None stop!
     
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    I hereby sentence you to watching 5 hours worth of Barney episodes... non-stop.
     
  5. Sebulba

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    I hereby sentence you to 100 smacks with a wet noodle
     
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    Oh yeah? Well guess what I love noodles!

    I sentence you yet again to going outside naked and carrying a large box that says ''puppies 4 sale''.
     
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    I sentence thee to 500 rashers!
     
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    i sentence thee to being mothered by a Sasquatch
     
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    Ewww all that hair!

    I sentence thee to being smothered by a flock of geese!
     
  10. The Wallflower

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    Thou shall be sentenced to spend the night in a house haunted by little toy children.
     
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    Watch Dr Who much? :grin:

    I sentence thee to a tea party with the Sontaran
     
  12. The Wallflower

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    I hereby sentence thee to continuously licking Bigfoot's armpit.
     
  13. HugasaurusRex

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    Erm, please no...

    I sentence thee to the most foul thing anyone can think of....A minute with Nicki Minaj.
     
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    Oh no please no I take it back! YOU MONSTER!

    I sentence thou to become best friends with Justin Bieber...
     
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    A MUCH better deal than Nicki...So thanks, I appreciate it!

    I sentence you to lick every urinal in America and the UK
     
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    What is wrong with you?! You want to kill me! D:

    I mean, sure you have to lick some hairy armpit, but at least Bigfoot isn't real... lol

    I sentence you to kill a live goat with your teeth and eat it raw.
     
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    Sentenced to loving only ducks, and only having sexual desires to them too! Enjoy your ducks!...Poor goats.

    :grin:

    You want me to kill this!??? How dare you! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


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    If I have to f*ck ducks, you have to eat baby goats.

    Sentenced to having an affair with Hitler and Osama bin Laden.
     
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    Hitler...As much of a c*nt as he is...Not really as bad as Osama B L...But the Nails are out!

    I sentence you to eating the lice infested pubic hair of a 90 year old man!
     
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    Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww!

    You are hereby sentenced to being in a real life Saw movie!