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Google translate at it's worst

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Images and Words, May 27, 2015.

  1. Images and Words

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    I thought this would make a fun game. Type something into google translate, swap it to a random language, and see what hilarious results follow!
    What I typed: Hello, my name is Dan, and I'm pansexual
    (TRANSLATED TO GREEK)
    What I got back: Hello, sir, my name is Dan, and I am a sexual pan

    ... see what I mean
     
  2. Decandyman

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    Hello my name is the Candyman and I live in Antarctica with my penguin slaves.

    Translated into Korean then to English:

    Hello my name is my slave and penguins live in Antarctica kaendimaen only
     
  3. The Wallflower

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    This is Wallflower, coming to you live from the UK, where Spider-man is currently having lunch with Bat-man.

    Translated to Malayalam, then to English:

    This Spider-Man is now in the UK, where, without the bat-man, to lunch, to live up to you, the Wallflower.

    What? :lol::roflmao::lol:
     
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    HAHAHAHA geezus, you guys should also look up Harry potter in chinese English subtitles. Here I have a link:

    [YOUTUBE]WsF_SIwcV_M[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    I love watching anime. I think the world would be a better place if there were more people who liked it.

    To Greek then English

    I love watching anime. I think the world would be better if there were more people like it.
     
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    It's such a wonderful day today on Empty Closets!

    <to Japanese and back to English>

    This is, to an empty closet, today, is such a nice day!
     
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    I'm currently watching youtube videos. I'm tired, as it's nearly midnight here!
    <To Burmese, then back to English>
    I now see the youtube video. That is why I am here, as nearly midnight, tired laugh!
     
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    I love looking up pictures of cute bunnies and drawing manga.

    <to Korean and back to English>

    I like drawing cute cartoon rabbit to see the photos.
     
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    Well Steve, this is some very nice weather we're having. Who knew that it could ACTUALLY rain cats and dogs?

    <to Sesotho and back to English>

    Steve well, this is some very nice weather we have to have. They knew that he was in fact rain cats and dogs?

    Lol! Why am I laughing?!
     
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    Typed in: Hi my name is Damian and in the gayest person you will ever meet.

    Translated to Chinese and Back to English: Hello everybody, my name is Damian, I'm never satisfied you most happy person
     
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    Entered: Hello, my name is Mikey, and i am a Union Pacific Big Boy. I am the largest locomotive in the world. Bow before me!

    (Translated to Zulu, back to English)

    Hello, my name is Mikey, I am a Union Pacific Big Boy. I am the world's largest locomotive. Bow down to Me!




    posted this one because it sounds evil
     
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    Joseph, having forgotten his lunch, had to go to the store and by some from a fat pirate.
    Translated to Lithuanian and back to English:
    Joseph forgot his lunch , had to go to the store and buy some of the fat pirate.
     
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    I love to take walks through the woods and down to the pond with my dogs every evening.
    Translated to Mongolian it came out as:

    I tip my dog through the woods, pond, love to take walks down.
     
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    Hello! when I was young, I once ate a frog and then developed the ability to hop and croak.

    Translated to Japanese and back:


    Hi there! When I was young, I have developed a once frog to eat, then hop and croak and ability.
     
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    Yesterday I got the train into the city and went to the shops.

    To Zulu and back:

    Yesterday I found the train to the city and responds to the shop.
     
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    Tall people usually look down upon others - Not by choice

    Translated to German and back again

    Great people usually from above others - not by choice