It's so _______ outside that _______

It is so wet outside a fish just stole my car.

 

It's so hot outside that we pulled a Wicked Witch of The West and melted in our living room!

 

It's so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket.

 

It's so wet outside that the dead are rowing their caskets with their leg bones for sport

 

It's so hot hot outside that .... Oh wait ... I dont go outside lol.

 

It's so windy outside that I just stepped outside with my umbrella and I now seem to be accidentally employed as a nanny by a Conservative Misogynist...

 

It's so hot outside that even the ice cubes are sweating (Wait, that's called melting. Yes. Right.)

 

It's so humid outside that people's skins are melting

 

It's so hot outside that the refrigerator is suffering from heat stroke

 

It's so wet outside that I'm thinking of inappropriate phrases to put here.

 

It's so real outside that it is already censored in Australia.

 

It's so windy outside you'd think we were in the path of Hurricane Joaquin.

 

It's so humid outside the mosquitoes are wearing snorkels

 

It's so hot outside, Donald Trump's hair lit on fire, and the birds nesting in it have finally left.

 

It's so hot outside that tortoises have installed aircon in their shells