When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, you read them.
(Does anyone get that? No? I'm obsessed with fanfiction sometimes. Not with lemons lol!)

 

When life gives you lemons, give it the death stare and demand an explanation.

 

When life gives you lemons,

Trade them for limes and make some margaritas (!)

And then of course share them with me

 

When life gives you lemons...
Take them and squirt them in life's eyes!

 

When life gives you lemons, you complain about the lemons.

 

When life gives you lemons, scream to the heavens like a black lady from a church choir.

 

When life gives you lemons, do not take them cause life ain't got no right to give you no lemons cause I don't want them cause I'm too good for them (snaps fingers and walks out).

Here is another one

When life gives you lemons crush them and get limes

 

When life gives you lemons, grab the salt and tequila. Party time! (!!) :eusa_danc

 

Haha my exact thought

 

When life gives you lemons, whoop his ass.

 

When life gives you lemons ask everyone, "Would you like to play a game" in the best Jigsaw voice you have.

 

When life gives you lemons, put them on a shelf and cherish them like you cherish all your lemons.

 

When life gives you lemons, offer him lemon juice...

after you give him a horrible paper-cut.

 

When life gives you lemons throw them in a fire and roast them with chicken and make a lovely lemon chicken meal for your partner don't forget to serve with rice.

 

When life gives you lemons, genetically experiment on them

 

When life gives you lemons you eat the lemons raw with a scary smile on your face.

 

Make a bunch of infused water and go on a detox party.