(I guess this section is right ) The premise is simple - tell a joke! "I went to the zoo today. The only animal in the entire place was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
It's not really funny but I like this one anyway... The optimist says that the glass is half-full. The pessimist says that the glass is half-empty. The engineer says that the glass is twice the size that it needs to be.
My all time favourite Hey, did you hear about that guy that got his whole left side cut off? It's okay, he's all right now!
I have jokes I've made up but I'm not sure if I could share some of them on here, they can get a bit dark. But here's a few milder ones: Did you hear about the man who got drunk and tried to have sex with his neighbours herb garden? He got a chive-year sentence. What are the dangers of having sex in the ear? You can end up with hearing aids. Two teenagers get caught smoking weed. The police officer asks: "Which one of you supplied the drugs?" The pair look at each other and reply: "It was a joint effort."
I don't know how well this one will translate into text... Me: How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? You: How? Me: You paint its toe nails red. You: That doesn't work! Me: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? You: No... Me: See? It works!
