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Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

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  1. thesharkamander

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    I saw this on another forums a few years ago and I just remembered it today. Basically, someone will post a complaint to the waiter that something is in their soup (ex: Waiter, there's a box of puppies in my soup!) and the next person will post the waiter's response and a complaint for their own soup. (It comes free with the meal; read the menu! / Waiter, there's a spider in my soup!)

    I'll start: Waiter, a hard copy of Shinedown's entire discography is in my soup!
     
    #1 thesharkamander, Jun 28, 2015
  2. The Wallflower

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    Damn you, waiter! There's a shoe in my soup! I demand a refund. >:U
     
    #2 The Wallflower, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter! There's a condom in my soup! It's still in the wrapper, but I demand a refund!
     
    #3 HuskyPup, Jun 28, 2015
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    Me: Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup!

    Waiter: I know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    #4 Skaros, Jun 28, 2015
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    I put it there for your own protection. Don't worry, it's on me *wink*

    Waiter, there's a four inch hippo in my soup! And I think he's wearing roller blades!?!
     
    #5 Emmanuella, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: Oh, that's a result of the 5 Martinis you had at cocktail hour :slight_smile:


    Waiter! There's a miniature, talking Bobby Jindal in my sea-food chowder! Remove it, immediately!
     
    #6 HuskyPup, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: Who doesn't like manatees?


    Waiter, there's a dildo in my soup!
     
    #8 MrSkittles, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter, this soup tastes like fart. I demand a rampage!

    *throws it on the waiter's face and flips the table*
     
    #9 The Wallflower, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: Well sir it's a result of our new meal special ingredients

    Waiter there is a hundred hot boys in my soup, I demand more of them or I want a refund
     
    #10 Justinian20, Jun 28, 2015
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    My family is saying crap in my face. My mom included. C:

    This life tastes like poop.

    *flips more tables*
     
    #11 The Wallflower, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: I'm going to need more bowls!

    Waiter, there's a nuclear warhead in my soup!
     
    #12 Kira, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: Well, we're in Area 51.


    This table tastes like soup. :U
     
    #13 The Wallflower, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: well don't eat the table and eat the soup.

    Waiter! There are two severed heads in my soup! Don't do anything about it, just give me money and a phone so I can call the health inspetor!
     
    #14 Ryu, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: OK, but those severed heads are USDA certified organic, locally farmed, free-range, hormone and antibiotic free and exceed current severed head standards!

    Waiter! There's a tentacle monster in my soup, and it's growing!
     
    #15 HuskyPup, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: Isn't that what you ordered?


    Waiter, this isn't soup, this is just dishwater. o_o
     
    #16 The Wallflower, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: (in whiny voice) NO, it's TOILET water!

    Waiter! There's a small collection of continents in my soup!
     
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    Waiter: Why that's mere geographical decoration! It's the new thing.

    Water, there's a dinosaur egg in my soup and it's hatching!
     
    #18 Alder, Jun 28, 2015
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    Waiter: We're giving them out as Jurassic Park promos!

    Waiter, there's a giant African Bullfrog in my soup and it's pissed-off!
     
    #19 ErickWolf, Jun 29, 2015
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    waiter: well i hear they taste better when angry
    waiter, theres a block of gold in my soup i demand a doggy bag imedietly
     
    #20 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jun 29, 2015
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