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If You Had To Go To Jail For Anything, What Would It Be?

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  1. Posthuman666

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    Just like the title, if you had to go to jail, charged with anything, what would it be?

    Id go with vandalism. Not some cheap ghetto graffiti, but masterful street art.
     
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    Beating down someone who attacked someone who was defenseless at school.
     
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    Lapsing into a mental breakdown (not a scary violent one, but rather a "oh my god it's a madman!" one) and then running around nude through a city, screaming and chucking lemons at people, while smoking a pipe, while the cops chase me.
     
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    I would be imprisoned in the Azkaban Prison for using the Cruciatus curse on the person who's walking SOOOOOOO slow in front of me.
     
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    falsely accused of assault

    that way I can appeal and hopefully be able to hold jobs after getting out
     
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    Proving a variety of conspiracy theories absolutely true to the public, causing mass hysteria.
     
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    Stopping an active shooter in a school or mall by causing them serious injury. So I guess that would be battery and physical assault, but it was for self defense.
     
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    Carving my name into a rock...


    on the moon.
     
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    Having sex with Mario Lopez on a public beach. I know from experience that jail sucks but, yea, that would be worth it.
     
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    I don't know if this would send me to jail (I think maybe prison would be better?) but I've always imagined being some successful drug kingpin and I let the cops get to me when I feel tired of the trade. Pretty active imagination I have, I must say.
     
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    I would go to jail for roleplaying as a naked man dancing in the street and walking into restaurants and bars while pretending to film sexy gay music videos for every song that has a straight music video. Also stripping in those restaurants and bars I'm filming my music videos in. Then I would probably get a whole community in prison by making all the men naked for a drama about sex in the middle of a mall without asking for permission.
     
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    For being so nice that the authorities decide to lock me up so I can spread my positive influence to those who need it the most.

    Or arson.
     
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    For doing tons of hazardous things to put my band back together to save an orphanage, including driving a car through the mall, interrupting Illonois Nazis, extreme speeding, getting chased by a massive SWAT team, all resulting in a gigantic car chase. :slight_smile:

    Oh...wait.....I feel somehow like that's been done before...
     
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    Anything?..

    Well, I'd love to steal all the money from corrupt organizations and use it to build a huge mech, and go on an all out epic battle against all of Earth's evil at once, simultaneously breaking laws of several, several countries.

    Then again, I'd probably get blown up rather than going to jail. But still!
    Alive or not, I'd love for the news to headline this:
    "Crazy lady builds giant robot out of contraband cash to flatten ISIS with style"
    or shit like that.
    I'd probably get murdered quickly if I went to jail after that anyway. :grin:
     
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    When I was around 19, I went to a Ku Klux Klan rally in Dawson Springs, Kentucky; which is about 40 minutes away from where I live, if even that. It's home to one of the largest gatherings of Klansmen.

    I was curious as to what a rally was like, and almost immediately after, one Klansman who was intoxicated, started an altercation with me -- and I punched him. The fellow I was with stayed until the police starting arriving, at which point he left without me, and I was arrested. I do not have anything to do with him anymore, and I would probably hit him too, if he showed up again.

    P.S. Jail, while interesting, isn't exactly fun. It has it's moments, yes, but you have to learn the way things work and who is who. Once you do that, and you don't become a burden or a problem, it's just boring and somewhat depressing. Of course, I was only there for a week, but still.

    So, I've already went to jail for something worthwhile. I punched a ghost-looking racist in the face, and I would probably do it again. I fucking hate racism.
     
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    For using a right all people deserve.
    Or
    Being anti-wars
    Or (People were arested for this in Germany, Italy, and Russia before)
    Speaking Esperanto/Esperanton diras
     
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    Pfft, me? In jail? :lol:


    I'm too good for that place.



    ...Wait, can you go to jail for being too perfect?!



    Oh no.
     
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    Protecting my family.
     
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    Protecting my friends and family
     
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    Actually here is my only crime,

    Being too cute for the world to handle