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hehe proud to be Canadian (its funny)

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  1. SadConfusedBandGeek

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    Haha I so got this in an e-mail today, even if your not Canadian you might get a good laugh out of this..
    (PS SORRY for the bad..."spacing, or formatting" hotmail screwed it uP!)

    > >Here are just some of the things that CANADIANS
    > > >>have to be proud of
    > >1. Smarties
    > >2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
    > >3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls
    > >4. Baseball is Canadian (First game was played on June 4, 1838 in Ingersoll, ON).
    > >5. Lacrosse is Canadian
    > >6. Hockey is Canadian
    > >7. Basketball is Canadian
    > >8. Apple pie is Canadian
    > >9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
    > >10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
    >11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure
    > >12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered toGermany
    > >13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER
    > >14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour
    > >15. The onlyperson who was arrested in our civilwar was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just intime to get caught.
    > >16. A Canadian invented Standard Time
    > >17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface andis still around as the worlds oldest company.
    > >18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
    > >19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
    > >20. We don't marry our kin-folk
    > >21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis,velcro, zippers,
    > >insulin,penicillin,zambonis, the telephone and short wave
    > >radios that save countlesslives each year.
    > >22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
    > >23. A Canadian invented Superman.
    > >24. We have coloured money.
    > >25. Our beer advertisements kick ass.
    > >BUT
    MOST IMPORTANT:
    > >26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
    > >mitts on.
    > >OOOoohhhhh
    > >Canada!!
    > >27. We don't bomb our
    > >allies.
    > >28. Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day;
    > >and don't require aruling from the Supreme
    > >Court....because WE can count!
    > >Pass this on if you are proud to beCanadian!!!


    Hehe i bolded the ones i found most amusing:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    (Sorry about the whitehouse thing...no offence to ANY Americans)
     
  2. Jersey4Life

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    >11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure

    None taken, but it's not true. Yes, we may have started it :eek: (would that surprise anyone?) but you guys didn't just go home. After ya's burned the white house down, a tornadoe killed a lot of the British/Canadian forces. Karma? I think so, hehehe jk.:icon_bigg
     
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    haha lol lots of karma today :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: (Geez tornado's SUCK! lol)

    Lol
     
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    Yes our candy is definitely quite awesome.

    Definitely!

    Yes... but sadly HBC is now American-owned. Oh how I hate transnational corporations. *sigh*

    Not true.

    Yep... which is quite hilarious. Or at least he co-created him.

    YES! Our money is second only to the Australians! So very pretty!
     
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    25. Our beer advertisements kick ass.

    I love our beer advertisements lol they're so funny
     
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    That video reminds me of all those Indian casino commercials you see on American t.v.
     
  8. SadConfusedBandGeek

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    JOEY! you've never gotten your toungue stuck to anyhting!?!

    LOl i have gotten mine stuck to my zipper on my coat and my key that was outside for a day (lol dont ask)
     
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    OOoo, that's why I like money from my country too^^
     
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    I may have gotten it stuck to a cute boy but I don't think that's what you're referring to... :icon_twis
     
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    I HATE Tim Hortons. It's overrated. I prefer Robin's Donuts. Especially the one in my city because they have pizza! And it's awesomecore.
     
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    hehe i just like the donuts at tim's lol YUMMY

    I <3 Boston Cream Lol
     
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    I just thought I'd bump this. :slight_smile:
     
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    actually 1 thing wrong here jet-skis were invented in new Zealand, there's probably some other things wrong but I'm not gonna rain on your parade
     
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    um, they forgot something important. Canada dry ginger ale, like my favorite soda.

    Plus, I've been to Canada once, hot guy percentage is quite good.