Ok, so, our holy books have been written over and over again with different variants of the traditional scripture... So... Why not make another? Name your own holy book and list some ground rules below...
I'd have an empty book, or the set {}. Yep, I'm boring. But if you really want a book, I'd write one with one page "Go out and enjoy life, it's short. Oh, don't be c#nt please. =]"
Mine would look like a standard edition King James Bible on the outside. The inside is all my anime recommendations.
Mine would be the Holy Chipotle Cookbook, and here are the seven commandments: 1. Do not go a day without eating Chipotle. 2. When eating Chipotle, do not leave any food left; you must eat everything you are given from Chipotle. 3. DO NOT at all costs eat at Burger-King or talk with any Burger-King-worshippers. 4. If anyone requests that you take them to Chipotle, do not deny them their holy food. 5. Do not joke or criticize Chipotle. 6. Do pay respects to Starbucks, and go there about once a week. 7. Most importantly, stay faithful to Chipotle.
"The Book of Untold Truth and Wisdom" Like a bunch of books above, it's just one page, but it has one picture on it: Spoiler
the book without a title because i cannot think of one the top worst most horrible sins sin #1: None shall enter a clothing store, pick up a shirt from a table and not fold it if they decide to put it back sin #2: None shall listen to "the weeknd" on weekdays sin #3: If a man is to sleep with another man as he would with a woman, the homophobe who gets way too pissy over gay sex shall be stoned to death sin #4: Speaking of stones, all shall smoke weed on april 20th every year sin #5: If a man is pissing in a urinal and another man enters the room, he shall not piss in the urinal next to the already-pissing man if there are any more unoccupied urinals
I already have a holy book Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet (Sorry I'm going to really piss people off today XD IT'S WICKED DAY AHHHH.)
Either the law and call it 'ye olde book of common sense', a one oage book that says 'stop reading and live your life, like hell if I care', or a 200 book series on torture methods, fully illustrated.
My holy book is the Freddy Krueger and Piplup worship book. Creation Story of book. Piplup saw a dark land and with all his power vowed to bring life to the world, so he filled the darkness with great oceans and water, he was having trouble though with creating land and so he called upon some of his fellow omniscient creatures to create land and thus our world was created, with help Piplup created man by creating the base covered in water and creating a level 1 evolution for the race that would dominate the world. The first man to evolve was a man called Freddy Krueger and he was evil and so the omniscient beings placed Freddy in a place known to harbour the most evil things in the world, Piplup decreed all homophobes be placed in the evil pit because Piplup felt like it. All worship the cute Penguin Piplup.
The true Holy Book: page one THE COMMANDMENTS: 1) If it has wheels, race it. End of book. Side note: also be nice to everyone.
Mine'd be titled "Accessing Peace," and the first law would be: Treat all with respect, even if you deem them unworthy of friendship or acquaintance. Number two: Have forgiveness within yourself, for all misfortunes, regardless of magnitude. Three: Be silent for some time each day, for if you are quiet and truly attentive to the world around you, surely you will gain a wealth of knowledge. Four: Know yourself, and understand that you are just as worthy as another of having a beautiful and peaceful life. Yeah, that's about it.
