Take an ordinary profession, and make it sound creepy or strange. Ill go first............ A dentist gets paid to put little metal spears in strangers mouths.
Teacher: contains children in a room and makes them perform tasks. The children must obey the teacher. If they don't, they may face dire consequences.
Singer: Someone who exercises their vocal cords in an aesthetically pleasing manner, to a group of people usually as a form of a mating call.
Florists: They take organic plant material, particularly those that are intended to attract pollinating insects from the ground and place them next to each other in an aesthetically pleasing way for people to spend tons of money on in order to give to loved ones. ---------- Post added 24th Oct 2015 at 10:17 PM ---------- A graphic designer gets paid to make tiny lights on a digital screen different colors to make an aesthetically pleasing display for people to look at.
a computer tech takes pieces of metal and glues them together, then takes this deadly zappy stuff (electrons jumping from particle to particle because theirs too many of them, like two fewding groups of white girls at the same Starbucks) and makes it light up, so that people can poke it until it breaks. this is a really popular pass time.
Gets paid to arrange certain shapes, of millions of different combinations, on computer and paper, and causes whoever consumes these combinations of 26 shapes to experience emotion and retain information. Writer...specifically within the English alphabet
An actor takes on faces, roles and personalities which may differ from play to play, placing masks on themselves as they portray a (fictional) character for the masses.
