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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by YeahpIdk, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. YeahpIdk

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    Alright, let's get some pick up lines going!! :slight_smile:
     
    #1 YeahpIdk, Nov 20, 2015
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    Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them. :wink:
     
    #2 thatchickcj, Nov 20, 2015
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    Did it hurt when you broke through the earth's crust and ascended from hell, because you're insanely hot. :thumbsup:
     
    #3 YeahpIdk, Nov 20, 2015
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    Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. Can you guess the first?
     
    #4 thatchickcj, Nov 20, 2015
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    There will only be 7 planets after i destroy Uranus
     
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    Lets do some math. Lets add you to me. Subtract your clothes. Divide your legs. And lets multiply.
     
    #6 Lonely10240, Nov 20, 2015
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    Your mother is the luckiest woman alive. She had you inside her for 9 months.
     
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    Some of the more appropriate ones...
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

    Cheesy biology pick up lines are always some of my favourites, for better or for worse.
     
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    These absolutely killed me. I am so sick right now and I feel like throwing up from laughing so hard.

    I am sorry.. I don't have any pick up lines, but wow those were amazing.
     
    #9 Just1Dude, Nov 20, 2015
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    Some creepy ones for ya

    Are you a corn field? 'Cause boy am I stalking you!

    I put the STD in STUD, I just need U

    I'm like a Weeping Angel - every time you look at me I go hard
     
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    How much did those pants cost? Because they'll be 100% off at my place.
     
    #11 WhereWeWere, Nov 21, 2015
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    You remind me of my pinky toe. Because sooner or later, i know i'll bang you on my table.


    I lost my virginity, can i have yours?
     
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    bahahahhahahahha.

    I really want to try that virginity thing ... like, in my head.
     
    #13 YeahpIdk, Nov 22, 2015
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    This is genius.

    Let me add something:

    Your body odour tells me, that our MHC background is more than compatible.
     
    #14 Khorlidir, Nov 22, 2015
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    Hey boy, I'd shoot you in the heart with a love dart.
     
    #15 Justinian20, Nov 22, 2015
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    "How you doin'?'' Joey Tribiani off FRIENDS [Kauffman, Crain, Bright productions]

    Whilst this doesn't often work, a more subtle ''How are you doing?'' version might be well, but I'd really only suggest you say this if you want to know how they're doing.
     
    #16 Secrets5, Nov 22, 2015
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    I'm watching Friends right now!

    ::unhooks bra with mind:: <-- ultimate pick up line
     
    #17 YeahpIdk, Nov 22, 2015
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    On a scale from 1 to 10 you are 9 and I am the 1 you need
    And
    "I look like a potato"
    "Yea and I would like to eat you up someday"
    Okay 2nd is lame but meeh :'D
     
    #18 lostinthematrix, Nov 22, 2015
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    Can i Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?
     
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    A Harry Potter pick up line, yes.

    Also, does "'Straya"mean Australia? If so, how does it feel to live in the holy land that produced Ruby Rose?
     
    #20 YeahpIdk, Nov 22, 2015
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