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The 12 Days of Global Warming

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by LogicNoSense, Dec 4, 2015.

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  1. LogicNoSense

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    Basically a parody of the Christmas Carol 'The 12 days of Christmas'. Doesn't have to be according to tune, but it's better if it is!

    On the first day of Christmas global warming gave to me: an enhanced greenhouse gas effect for everyone to suffer
     
    #1 LogicNoSense, Dec 4, 2015
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    On the second day of Christmas global warming gave to me: an assurance of climate cataclysmic doom
     
    #2 Invidia, Dec 4, 2015
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    On the third day of Christmas global warming gave to me: three heavy rai... MOOOOM! The water's raising again! It's now on my hips! Call for help!
     
    #3 LakanLunti, Dec 5, 2015
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    On the fourth day of global warming, my true love gave to me 4 (hundred) ppm of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
     
    #4 Skaros, Dec 5, 2015
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    On the fifth day of Christmas, global warming gave to me - five mutating humans.

    [could we evolve so that as the Earth gets hotter we're not affected by it?]
     
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    On the fifth day of Christmas, global warming gave to me - five mutating humans.

    [could we evolve so that as the Earth gets hotter we're not affected by it?]
     
    #6 Secrets5, Dec 5, 2015
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