This is like the only joke that I know: What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster? I will give people a couple of chances to guess before I reveal an answer so profound that it will rock your universe
something to do with a cock I remember this.. a cock that stays up all night? I think sorry if I've reuined a profound inveiling.... Christmas cracker jokes are the best ones, me and my sister thought this was so awful that we laughed for like 5 minutes Why do they say that children "brighten a home"?
hahaha yah shiteous in the extreme and you got it! you're good, well done. (!) now if only they were real...:***:
I am good. I find it hard it believe its the only joke you know though. there are better. I'll tell you more some day, right now I have a lecture on "Genetics, Heridity and Development" to go to bye x
I rrealllly almost almost fell asleep actually.. not THAT enjoyable. we're doing DNA structure at the minute, I've done a lot of it at school already though. right JOKES alot of the jokes I know are pretty sick ones so I wont be telling them here.. I'll have to clean up my act. Oh one is alright actualy; 1]"Why did the little girl fall off the swing?" "Cause she had no arms..." 2]Theres an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman and theyre running away from some Indians (or should I say Native Americans?) and they get caught and tied up. The Indians say to them "You each have one wish, anything you want, after we have granted that wish we will make you into CANOES!" So the Englishman says "I wish that you'd let me go so I could go home" so they let him go and he runs off The Scotsman says "I want to go home to, let me go aswell" so they also let him go and he runs away after them They look at the Irishman expecting the same, he says "I wish for a FORK!" the Indians are confused, but give him a fork non the less. With this the Irishman starts stabbing himself all over with the fork screaming "YOU'RE NOT MAKIN ME INTO ANY DAMN CANOE!" hahhaha
Daughter: "Dad, I like girls..." Dad: "That's okay, sweetheart, there's nothing wrong with it." Second daughter: "Daddy, I am a lesbian too." Dad: "What the heck, is there anyone in this house who likes boys?!" Son: "Me!"
I know a Japanese one: ぱんつくったことある？ Depending on how it's understood, it can mean either Have you ever made bread? パン作ったことある？----or Have you ever eaten underpants? パンツ食ったことある？
