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How to ruin a childhood

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by LogicNoSense, Dec 23, 2015.

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  1. LogicNoSense

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    As the titles says!

    Pooh bear's only a bear with no dick.
     
    #1 LogicNoSense, Dec 23, 2015
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    Tell the child Santa aint real neither is the Easter bunny.
     
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    In the original Sleeping Beauty, she was woken by the birth of her sleep-rape baby.
     
    #3 larkcarmen, Dec 23, 2015
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    Make the kid grow up.
     
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    Watch a video about what hot dogs are actually made out of.
     
    #5 killswitch0029, Dec 23, 2015
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    Pretty deep.
    *cough*that'swhathesaid*cough*
     
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    Show them a video of an autopsy.
     
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    Have absolutely moving characters portrayed in a childhood film, then find porn of it on google images.
     
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    When they do something wrong, ask them to give a written letter explaining why they did it, and make them apologise in that letter.
    This works, believe me.
     
    #9 mychemromance99, Dec 23, 2015
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    Tell them reality tv isn't real. XD
     
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    Nemo's dad only went after him because clown fish are incestuous.
     
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    4chan
     
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    So, he wanted the booty more than he wanted his son? o_o"
    Childhood shattered.
     
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    When a female clownfish dies, the dominant male becomes a female. Marlin should have been Nemo's new mom
     
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    That, I knew but forgot.
     
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    Is this actually legit?

    Beauty (from beauty and the beast) had Stockholm syndrome.
     
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    Go to a Christmas fair with you victim (child) and when your victim is on a ride walk off with absolutely no reason leaving your victim behind. Have your victim run around the fair yelling your name and after 5 minutes saunter up to them pretending nothing has happened. Don't just do this at crowded shopping centers, fun parks, ikea etc.

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    It happened to me. All the time. From the age of 5.
     
    #17 TomLayton, Dec 24, 2015
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