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LGBT Parodies

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by GayPugs, Dec 26, 2015.

  1. GayPugs

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    So, I saw Sergeant making a thing where you post your fav song lyric (or something like that). Well, here, make a parody of your fav song LGBT VERSION! :slight_smile:

    Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

    Though I've tried before to tell her
    Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
    Every time that I come near her
    I just lose my nerve
    As I've done from the start

    Every little thing she does is magic
    Everything she do just turns me on
    Even though my life before was tragic
    Now I know my love for her goes on

    Do I have to tell the story
    Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
    It's a big enough umbrella
    But it's always me that ends up getting wet

    Every little thing she does is magic
    Everything she do just turns me on
    Even though my life before was tragic
    Now I know my love for her goes on

    I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
    And ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way
    But my silent fears have gripped me
    Long before I reach the phone
    Long before my tongue has tripped me
    Must I always be alone?

    Every little thing she does is magic
    Everything she do just turns me on
    Even though my life before was tragic
    Now I know my love for her goes on

    (this isn't really a parody. :frowning2: I just love this song and it works.)
     
  2. thatchickcj

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    Adele's - Hello (I was lazy and only did the chorus)

    HELLLO from the Out-side
    You have to come out a thousand ti-imes
    Because your friends keep forgetting thaat you're hella gay
    But when you tell em', they'll always think it's okay.
     
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  3. ForNarnia

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    I just didn't see that you were straight,
    You always seemed to be really gay,
    I wish that I could say,
    I was a better man,
    I could make you laugh, make you cry, my, my oh my,
    I would never let you down,
    And you know I'd always be around...

    If I could go round again, never have to hide again,
    I bet you 9 times out, out of ten,
    I'd love you again.

    (9 times out of 10 by Lee Evans :slight_smile: )
     
  4. Flatulentius

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    I've always felt that someone should make a full-fledged parody of this song, but I'm lazy, so I'm only going to write the chorus:
    :help:
     
  5. larkcarmen

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    (Glad to see I've inspired you again, Puggle-Wugs.)
    (Excuse the nicknames, I just love them.)