So, I saw Sergeant making a thing where you post your fav song lyric (or something like that). Well, here, make a parody of your fav song LGBT VERSION! Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic Though I've tried before to tell her Of the feelings I have for her in my heart Every time that I come near her I just lose my nerve As I've done from the start Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on Do I have to tell the story Of a thousand rainy days since we first met It's a big enough umbrella But it's always me that ends up getting wet Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day And ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way But my silent fears have gripped me Long before I reach the phone Long before my tongue has tripped me Must I always be alone? Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on (this isn't really a parody. I just love this song and it works.)
Adele's - Hello (I was lazy and only did the chorus) HELLLO from the Out-side You have to come out a thousand ti-imes Because your friends keep forgetting thaat you're hella gay But when you tell em', they'll always think it's okay.
I just didn't see that you were straight, You always seemed to be really gay, I wish that I could say, I was a better man, I could make you laugh, make you cry, my, my oh my, I would never let you down, And you know I'd always be around... If I could go round again, never have to hide again, I bet you 9 times out, out of ten, I'd love you again. (9 times out of 10 by Lee Evans )
I've always felt that someone should make a full-fledged parody of this song, but I'm lazy, so I'm only going to write the chorus: :help: