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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by illiniroper1, Jan 27, 2009.

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  1. illiniroper1

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    post your funny facebook or myspace status here


    example:
    ...is sorry he missed you. stand still next time
    ...can read minds, but is illiterate
    ...bathroom scale can go from 0 to 320 in 2.4 seconds
    ...turns out, isn't a jedi
    ...so fly, he's growing wings
    ...needs help watering his plactic flowers
     
    #1 illiniroper1, Jan 27, 2009
  2. thebikelady

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    ... doesn't want your waffles.
    ...'s mind is a deep valley.
     
    #2 thebikelady, Jan 27, 2009
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    John Doe is right behind you!
    John Doe can't read or spell.
    John Doe hopes you have an ice day.
    (John Doe hopes you have a nice day. This is what I meant to make it one time and it came out as an ice day xD)
    John Doe has been arrested for tracking people who view his MySpace.
    John Doe peaks-say iglatin-pay.
     
    #3 Kid Quasar, Jan 27, 2009
  4. Drizzt DoUrden

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    is.
    is that he is.
    is updating his Facebook status.
     
    #4 Drizzt DoUrden, Jan 27, 2009
  5. Maddy

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    At the moment, I have "Madeleine is melting", because it's 43 degrees C. For a while, I had "Madeleine is part of a conspiracy to steal your babies".
     
    #5 Maddy, Jan 27, 2009
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    is crap on New York State, there's no reason for Regents.
     
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    my myspace has said for weeks now" myspace is stupid..if you want to talk my number is 555-555-5555"

    haha fake number here but my real number is on there ha
     
    #7 Dazed, Jan 27, 2009
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    is determined not to use is to start his facebook status
     
    #8 Greggers, Jan 27, 2009
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    ...watched Pineapple Express on mute in her Bio lecture today...


    Question: Are we supposed to put our status, or the funny ones that our friends have?
     
    #9 Courtneyyy, Jan 27, 2009
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    Sorry stepping out cause I've gone insane....

    .............Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
     
    #10 singtoh1, Jan 27, 2009
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    Tiffany wants to get away, I want to fly away.
     
    #11 missmelancholy, Jan 28, 2009
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    "Amy wants to bitchslap Napoleon."
     
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    ...wonders how 168 "Ums" and "Uhs" in one lecture is possible for a lecturer?!
    ...is going to fix her hard drive no matter what!
    ...made Robbie get the funniest tattoo EVER!
    ...needs to make fake blood.
     
    #13 kaster, Jan 28, 2009
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    is dead, arrest NYS, stupid regents
     
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    ...is kicking people out of her chocolate milk and waiting for derek to help her

    ..is having muffins because cupcakes are emo

    ..does not want your girlscout cookies
     
    #15 MoniqueMassacre, Jan 28, 2009
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    Mine currently says: .... saw Beyoncé at Burger King, and she was eatin'.

    It used to say: ... is addicted to the knife, and addicted to the knife he needs a little help with the agony.
     
    #16 BeautifulStranger, Jan 28, 2009
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    ...got cape. Wore cape. Flew

    (ok alot of people might not get that lol,theres a musician whos stage name is 'Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly' lol)

    My current one is 'Will is revising for biology tomorrow :frowning2: but on the upside is 18 in 6 days :slight_smile:'
     
    #17 partietraumatic, Jan 28, 2009
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    is hippomonstrosusquipodaliophobic.......eeeep


    (that word is the fear of long words)
     
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    I love Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly., so good! :grin:
     
    #19 kaster, Jan 28, 2009
  20. illiniroper1

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    it could be one of yours or someone's you saw as long as it's funny.

    these were mine today
    ... is collecting stones to throw at you
    ... used to play sports until he realized he could buy trophies. how he's good at everything
     
    #20 illiniroper1, Jan 29, 2009
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