I need

1. Alec needs to try blogger
2. Alec needs better schooling
3. Alec needs a couch
4. Alec needs anger management
5. Alec needs this shirt!
6. Alec needs phone numbers
7. Alec needs a daiper
8. Alec needs to go to family counseling
9. Alec needs to chill
10. Alec needs to put the crack pipe down

lol - that was fun ^^

 

1. Amy "needs" according to Google...[Lol]
2. Amy needs some help drinking, apparently.
3. Amy needs...a Lot, evidently.
4. Even Amy Needs Gloves To Touch Herself
5. Amy needs a dentist picture
6. Amy needs her prince!! some find me please!!
7. Amy 'needs a wash'
8. What Amy needs and more
9. Amy needs a break
10. What Amy needs to bring to Saudi.

 

1.) kevin needs your money
2.)kevin needs more beer on flicker
3.)kevin needs to pee
4.) kevin needs a liver transplant
5.)kevin needs to lay off the weed
6.)in shaw kevin needs signs
7.) kevin needs a job really soon
8.)kevin needs to quit
9.)kevin needs a shower AGAIN!
10.)kevin needs excavation

:roflmao!):roflmao:

 

• Ben needs money for art supplies You heard it. I need money.
• Ben needs right now more than anything else is for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series. Nah not really
• Ben needs help at Guantanamo. I certainly hope not
• Ben Needs a Crutch Aw
• Ben needs to be more than mediocre this time Calling me mediocre!?
• Ben needs bright ideas Yay
• Ben Needs Body of Steel Hah I wouldn't mind getting me one of those
• Ben needs a bigger helmet
• Ben Needs More ORANGE I ate an orange already today
• Ben Needs the Beard Back I had a berad? Learn something new every day.

 

1. Matthew needs to bring sexy back! :eusa_danc
2. Matthew needs to stop asking questions
3. Matthew needs to realize it's possible for him to be wrong
4. Matthew needs help! :help:
5. Matthew needs more Jesus :dry:
6. Matthew needs homefries!
7. Matthew needs choral singers! :eusa_whis
8. Matthew needs prayers
9. Matthew needs a new display name
10. Matthew needs a nap :sleep:

sadly, number 1 depresses me...I won't ever bring sexy back with my look

 

1) Ed Needs A HUMMER
2) ed needs a national computing cloud?
3) Ed Needs A Miracle
4) ED Needs to Know About IT
5) Ed Needs Your Help
6) Ed Needs SBS 2003
7) Ed Needs a Break!
8) Ed Needs an IT Policy Task Force
9) Ed needs a new blogolyte
10) Ed - Needs Survey

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

1) Ron needs girl who can see his shiny qualities and forgive him. (wtf?)
2) Ron needs to let people know that he is a man of wealth and taste.
3) Ron needs a new girlfriend. (no I don't, I'm gay)
4) Ron needs to walk on stage with a copy of the constitution.
5) Ron needs a car.
6) Ron needs to PM Land Shark or Guv World. (??)
7) Ron needs his own blog.
8) Ron needs a facebook.
9) Ron needs a post.
10) Ron needs positive thoughts.

 

1) Josh needs a Holiday or Just a Cuddle. (DEFINATELY!)2) Josh Needs help.
3) Josh needs to explore the idea that Trojan War was really in England.... (ok?)
4) Josh needs a Scholarship. (This should be #1)
5) Josh Needs Extra Lovin' to Keep Mind Off ScarJo... (ScarJo?)
6) Josh needs to quit stalking Supermac <leave-the-kid-alone> (Im a Stalker!)
7) Josh needs Tips. (cash or money order please!)
8) Josh needs to visit Hawaii. (I can live with this one)
9) Josh needs to make me this super awesome owl cupcake for my bday! (Will DO!!!)
10) Josh needs a van. (Shaggon Wagon?)

 

1) Smokin' Joe needs you. How you doin'?
2) Trader Joe's needs toilet training. Uh... no he doesn't!
3) Joe needs your help! Help! (Wtf- http://www.icafenj.com/personal/joe/default.htm)
4) Joe needs to poop. :lol:
5) Fat Joe needs to stop. Bitch, call me fat?
6) Joe needs to except role as leader and Captain. I do not condone the incorrect usage of "except" versus "accept."
7) Papa Joe needs to keep quiet. Shhh! :X
8) St. Joe needs a prayer. V_V
9) Biden vs. Palin: What Joe needs to do. I predict... that Joe will do what he needs to and become VP.
10) Straphanger Joe needs to be more assertive. Yes, yes he does.

 

1. Corina needs to ______.
2. Corina needs ...
3. Naughty Corina needs a spanking.
4. Corina needs to do an automatic reply to those who email about their orders.
5. Gala Corina needs to return to the original format of a smaller exhibition with fewer artists of higher quality.
6. To get her weapon, all Corina needs to do it shout: Heart Arrow!
7. What Corina needs is not liposuction but a therapist and dietitian to help unravel her motivations and behaviors
8. Corina needs to do her research and get her facts straight.
9. Corina needs 12.5.
10. Corina needs to find a way to stay warm.

 

1. David Really Needs a Date (lol!!!)
2. Why Dirty David needs a wash
3. David needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions.
4. David Needs a Black Friend
5. David needs to get nastier
6. David needs to get a life
7. David needs more than academic postulation
8. David needs to wear many hats as a soloist (??)
9. David needs a steady influence
10. David needs to grow up!

 

Lucy needs an ordinary mom (So true)
Lucy needs to be bonked
Lucy needs tacos
Lucy needs a new home
Lucy needs 2-parent family
Lucy needs a warm lap to snuggle up in (I wish!!)
Lucy needs help
Lucy needs a haircut
Lucy needs a TV show
Lucy needs your prayers

 

1) Holly needs some more details to fireup her own fantasies.
2) Holly needs both male and female plants for maximum berry production
3) SWEET HOLLY NEEDS A HOME
4) HOLLY NEEDS NEW BRAS
5) Holly Needs These
6) Holly needs to go to obedience and learn how to walk nicely on a leash because she does a lot of "drifting" from side to side
7) Holly Needs The Loo
8) Holly needs your prayers
9) Holly needs to be convinced you’re up to the job of “boss”
10) Holly needs an active, cat-free home with a totally secure garden

Most of mine were dog adoption centres :lol:

 

1. Maddy needs some privacy
2. Maddy needs a good home with lots of space
3. Maddy needs your help
4. Maddy needs a Twitter-tutor
5. Maddy needs ideas for her 21st
6. Maddy needs new toys
7. Maddy needs talking to
8. Maddy needs a quick scheme to solve the financial solution of rescuing her (you guys better pay my ransom!)
9. Maddy needs more friends!!!!
10. Maddy needs to be put on medication!

Or, alternately:

1. Madeleine needs our prayers!
2. Madeleine needs to be centre stage
3. La Madeleine needs to work on their service (I'm sorry if my service has been inadequate for some of you, but I need feedback before I can improve)
4. Princess Madeleine needs to develop the capacity to experience deep emotional ties, empathy, compassion and sensitivity to the feelings of others
5. Madeleine needs another $25000 to cover this year’s costs
6. Madeleine needs to get back in the kitchen and start cookin' me up some indian food because mama's hungry and not looking for a lot of backtalk
7. Madeleine needs to get rid of that shawl
8. She's exactly what Madeleine needs (so can she please make her way over here?)
9. Madeleine needs all the support we can give her
10. Stark Raving Madeleine needs your help to keep this project going

 

1. Ryan needs a bra( :eusa_doh: gee I hope not)
2. Ryan needs special care (I don't think I do)
3. Ryan needs his a$$ kicked (WTH did I do)
4. Ryan needs answers (Damn straight I do, wth is my ass getting kicked for)
5. Ryan needs to put on some weight (LMFAO okay sure I do)
6. Ryan needs to be fired (I don't even have a job)
7. Ryan needs a kidney transplant (what :eek: oh god that's scary, why wasn't i told)
8. Ryan needs a haircut (Finally a true one)
9. Ryan needs your vote (Yes, vote for me as EC's most attractive idiot)
1. Ryan needs a cellmate (I didn't know I was going to jail. Someone is not telling me things about my life.)

 

1.) Tyler needs a turbo for his car
2.) Tyler needs a drummer to finish the lineup
3.) Tyler needs a home
4.) Tyler needs some help
5.) Tyler needs our prayers... again
6.) Tyler needs a strand of pearls
7.) Tyler needs milk
8.) Tyler needs a new job
9.) Tyler needs someone to help him hide the body
10.) Tyler needs surgery

 

1.) Tim Needs Volunteers
2.) Tim Needs Your Love
3.) Tim needs to support his race
4.) Tim needs to know
5.) Tim needs new crutches
6.) Tim needs our help
7.) Tim Needs to Replace Writing With Hunting
8.) Tim needs this virtual school option
9.) Tim needs to learn about you
10.) Tim needs some positive thoughts sent his way

 

1)George Needs to Put Laura in her Place
2)George Needs Glasses
3)George Needs to Seriously Lay Off the Crack
4)George Needs Your Help
5)George needs a home
6)George needs a good man
7)George needs his therapy
8)George Needs Lenny More Than Lenny Needs George
9)George Needs Someone To Slobber On
10)George needs to lose weight

 

1. Sean needs a girlfriend --- um, no?! And that comes up FIRST??? HA HA HA!:lol:
2. Sean needs your help! --- well EC'rs, considering what number 1 was, I DEFINITELY may need your help!!
3. Sean needs five cakes --- can I choose the flavors? And y'all are invited cuz I'm not a porquita!! Just bring some ice cream!(&&&)
4. Sean needs a bigger cannon --- if this is a Freudian thing, then no thanks, I've been told that I'm, um, just fine in the "cannon" dept., :icon_redf lol! If it's a REAL cannon, then yes. Always go for the bigger gun.
5. Sean needs plywood --- what are we building? Go ahead and bring the nails AND the ice cream, we'll have an EC Dessert and Gay Ark Building Party!!
6. Sean needs to quit feeling sorry for himself --- oh honey, I did that over a year ago. It's called "coming out"!! (!)(!)(!)
7. Sean needs some new underwear --- yes!! Sean actually DOES need some new undies!! 2xist is my favorite brand, and I need more!
8. Sean needs help --- well THAT'S a given... don't we all?
9. Sean needs you --- aw, tender!! And it's true, I love my EC friends! :eusa_danc:smilewave
10. Sean needs to get away --- and I am!! Heading to Tucson tomorrow for fun in the desert!!! HAAAAYYYYY!!!