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Fred
Some obnoxious kid on YouTube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched. All he does is talk about random stuff in that annoying-ass voice the whole time. And yes, I've watched it and it is awful. I honestly do not know how people think this garbage is funny.
Person1: Hey, do you wanna go on YouTube. I think there's a new Fred video up.
Person2: No way, Fred sucks. He isn't even funny, he's just annoying.

 

Greg
most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile ina
heartbeat and hes deff bangablle but the biggest reason you'll love him is because hes just the perfect guy ever .
i love my gregg

 

kevin:
1. basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

i wasn't expecting that :roflmao:

 

jarrett 11 up, 5 down

Form of JARED meaning one who rules, courageous with spear, spearman. Jarrett's are normally people who are too nice and make other people HATE them because they are so nice. They like to buy shoes and big tvs, does not know how to cook, monkey pinch people and like to go to cuddle parties. A Jarrett is very freaky and likes to put his king kong in people's trunks. Hence meaning of name; spearman.
That guy is really Jarrett!

 

Tyler
A Tyler is a person who is always popular. There are usually two kinds of Tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and the teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!

 

Jennifer

a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.

 

i thought you'r name is zack :dry:

 

Fasho thats Jen! :eusa_clap

 

1. Josh 1790 up, 780 down
A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.
My boyfriend is such a Josh.
god dick handsome intelligent whore

 

- Metaphorically, a "gilded jasmine" is an individual wanted dead or alive for reasons of a complex nature: treasonous activity, terrorist aspirations, and murder in cold blood. Extremely dangerous, she should be approached with caution
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"Jasmine may seem soft and fluffy, but she will bite and she will decapitate." -



What in the hell...XD

 

Matthew

* an intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
* a male who maturbates A LOT!! :icon_wink
* a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

hmmm... :dry: last one seems to sum me up perfectly...:icon_sad:

 

Julian
A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
It felt like Julian was taking over my body.

I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.

Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?

Damn you are harder than a Julian!

 

Jared
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
"Jared is the best"
"I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well"
"My wife is screwing Jared"

That was rather frightening. D:

 

Miles

4.
suckish douchebag! never talk to him, whne he tries to have sex with you, you will soon find that he would rather have you insert a dildo in him. YOU FAGGGG!!
miles - what's wrong?
girl - I DON'T HAVE A DICK!!

 

Maddy

7. Taking a day off for no reason at all.
Leaving early.
Taking a holiday when felt like it.
"I'm doing a Maddy.
I'm having a Maddy day today"

 

James

In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.

Oh my

Jimmy(What I go by)

A gay male characterized by his flamboyant behavior.

 

Brandford isn't defined


>.> really didn't see that coming, god i hate my name

 

Joseph
1.The amazingly hot guy.

2.Perfect in all ways.

3.Totally hot


He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.


An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way. He is awesome.


Yup! Those are all me!
Except for the "women" part in the second one...