Do not let it be seen!

*Cue exaggerated Aussie accent*
Alright mate, ya' got yourself a deal.

 

Haha nope!

 

*Continues the exaggerated Aussie accent*
You 'ave yourself a fight, then.

 

*pushes you out of the thread* Bye!

 

*Holds onto your arms and spins us around to sling-shot you out* Bail.

 

*shoots you with a death laser* Whoops. My hand slipped. Oh well.

 

They say death can kill a man. But I'm no mere man. *The laser bounces off and is sent flying at your foot.*

 

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This is just going to turn into a war, isn't it?

 

My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
My friends, I like war.
No, friends, I LOVE WAR!

I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges. Charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air. I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth!

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds!
And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger Acht-Acht to destroy enemy tanks.
And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line.
It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure.
And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing Schmeissers!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped and killed.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the JAG bombers flying overhead.

Gentlemen... all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble.
Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want?
Do you wish for further war as I do?
Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire?
Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

 

I saw you accidentally posted that in the RP

 

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Yes...

 

XD

Your long monologue seems very hilarious now. Don't get me wrong, it's very impressive. But also hilarious.

 

Watch an Anime called Hellsing Ultimate. It's in episode 3, 4 or 5.

 

Never heard of it. Sounds interesting, if that's in it.

 

Vampires, Dracula, ludicrous amounts of blood, nazi vampires, etc.

 

Ooh. Me likey already.

 

Yay!

 

Yay!





Now stop posting so I can win.

 

Naw.