www.fmylife.com I want to hear you FML stories! Basically start a post of with "Today" and end up with "FML" tell a story that happened to you! I'll start. Today, I was babysitting my nephews and said something to my sister about a boy I liked. My sister turns to me and says: "I'm not ready to tell the kids about sex and sexuality so we aren't going to mention that certain 3 letter word you are." To which my brother-in-law responds: "You could just call him big-boned!" FML.
:roflmao: dude i love that website, it makes my working day go round. i dont got an f mylife moment though...i say stupid shit all the time, and i am a bit of a smart ass, so most things people say about me just makes me laugh, maybe because no one was called me out in being into dudes yet (except Lex in my first post, thanks lex:icon_bigg)
Today, i saw my friends car in front of me so i honked twice, only to find out it was some huge buff guy in leather who proceeded to flip me the birdie, so i honked again and passed him. Five minutes later, i got caught in traffic at the bridge....and i was stuck next to the SAME guy for the next thirty minutes. FML.
:roflmao: this was on the website.... I can just see that happening to me though, i feel for her, but it's still funny :icon_bigg
Today I was leaving a restaurant when I saw my old church pastor walking by. Apparently his car ran out of gas up the street. So I offered him a ride. We get into my car and I start it, I forgot what I was listening to on the on the way to the restaurant when all of a sudden my music starts blaring... "F*ck me daddy, spank me daddy F*ck me daddy, spank me daddy F*ck me daddy, spank me daddy F*ck me sh*t!!!!" To which my pastor replies.."Are you coming to church to this Sunday?" FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I supposedly couldn't do simple maths. After he left, I figured out my maths was right, he cheated me out of $10 and made me look like an idiot in front of my supervisor FML *This was a couple of weeks ago, but no joke happened*
