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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by enderfield, Mar 14, 2016.

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  1. enderfield

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    the poster above you has just died.

    it is your job to come up with a funny explanation of HOW they died.

    (try not to offend anybody.:thumbsup:)
     
    #1 enderfield, Mar 14, 2016
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    Death by overdosing on toast (got that from your avatar)
     
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    Death by laughing too hard. (Yes that is a thing, people can die from laughter. Actually come to mention it, there was a laughter epidemic in 1962 that closed a school... 1000 affected. Like literally it was bad news.)
     
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  4. enderfield

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    death by tree.:eek: somewhere out there, a tree is waiting for the perfect person to fall on!
     
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    Their cat suffocated them with bread.
     
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    Death by drowning in coffee.
     
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    Death by Kitten, (the kittens killed you by being too cute)
     
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    death by letting your subconscious mind overpower you
     
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    Botched vivisection by Area 51.
     
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    Fell into a vat of liquid nitrogen
     
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    I strangely knew about this beforehand. It was in tanzania, right?

    My response to the above poster:

    Was twerking on the table, and their hair got caught on the ceiling fan.
     
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    Was trying to get a selfie with the goats at the zoo, but was jumped by them for wearing peanut butter scented shampoo

    (goats will eat anything and will not have mercy)
     
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    Got dehydrated... Right next to a tap of running, clean water.
     
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    Beaten to death with a cane.
     
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    Your cat clawed you to death.
     
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    Choked on a necklace someone put in their drink.
     
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    Was eating alphabet soup and choked on the D
     
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    I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD


    fell from a roof yelling "life is a meaningless descent into the void. I understand everything"
     
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    First they ate a cheeseburger from McDonald's, but left a crumb in the bag. The crumb was placed in the trash can, where an angry trash monster saw it and was angry about the trash. The monster went to every trash can they had ever put trash in, and put the trash together to form a giant devil emoji. The giant devil emoji turned them into a hamburger and ate them up. The end.(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)
     
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    Drowned in a wine vat. Your remains are not discovered until the vat is emptied and the wine has been drunk.
     
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