This is a poem by William Carlos Williams. It's interpreted as an apology note to his wife that he left on the fridge for eating her plums. In English class, my teacher told us how this poem is apparently notorious for having spoofs making fun of it. This is actually true since I found a bunch of spoofs on the internet such as my favorite, and then there's this one, . So yeah, I kinda stole the last two from this site that wouldn't be hard to find if you tried to research it. ANYWAYS Our homework assignment was to make a spoof of the poem and it was actually pretty fun considering the humor it takes to parody this thing so I was wondering what you guys could come up with I had a funny one but my teacher has it.. if this thread isn't completely dead by the time I get my paper back, I'll be sure to put it up :]
That is hilarious! Hmm...here goes (please don't judge my poetry skills based on this ) Mother, here’s the truth Your cooking Is not that bad! But I continued to give it to the houseplants, And on one occasion Your sister I threw out the plants this morning and your sister is buried next Tuesday
This is just to say.... I put laxatives in your coffee this morning prepare yourself for explosive diarrhea at the big meeting today Everyone will laugh at you and see what a little poop you truly are Forgive me I'm laughing because you decided to wear all white today When you come home You will find the bathtub filled with Jello So red, fruity, and delicious This is what I sorta had, as far as I can remember at least :]
I did not write this! Just passing on the genius. This is just to say I have eaten the brains that were in your skull and which you were probably using for survival forgive me they were delicious so sweet and BRAAAAAINS
