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use a bad pickup line for the person above you

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  1. salad

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    let the games begin :icon_wink
     
    #1 salad, May 11, 2016
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    Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me!
     
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    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
     
    #3 AgenderMoose, May 11, 2016
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    Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
     
    #4 IrishAli, May 11, 2016
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    One a scale of 1-10 you're a 9; I'm the 1 you need
     
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    Y'know, you have a skeleton in you right now...want another one?

    pffffft I'm so sorry everyone
     
    #6 AgenderMoose, May 11, 2016
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    There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? No? Oh right! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T! :icon_wink
     
    #7 TheSideKick, May 11, 2016
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    I know that we have never really met before, but tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?
     
    #8 Wolfwing, May 11, 2016
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    Are you Sweedish? Because your the Sweedish fish in the sea..
     
    #9 SillyGoose, May 11, 2016
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    You're my hero and I like your boobs (suggested by my mother).
     
    #10 101DeadRoses, Sep 15, 2016
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    Our love is goat it chews though anything
     
    #11 happydavid, Sep 15, 2016
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    *Shouted from car passing at 70 mph*

    "ASS!"
     
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    Instead of coming here, would you like to come at my place? :wink:
     
    #13 Ruby Dragon, Sep 15, 2016
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    Don't come home with me I'm far to ugly
     
    #14 happydavid, Sep 15, 2016
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    You look a little ill. May I interest you in some vitamin V supplements?
     
    #15 101DeadRoses, Sep 15, 2016
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    Is it getting hot in here? Oh, wait. It's just me!!!
    I'm trans, so you get to choose what size dick I use.
     
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    That dick joke.... I'm adding you for sure.

    Are you a sexier version of a Game Grumps character? Because I want to get to know your Weeweedidi. :wink:
    (Don't kill me.)
     
    #17 101DeadRoses, Sep 16, 2016
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    You remind of my pinky toe. Small, cute, and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table tonight
     
    #18 Lightsaberpearl, Sep 16, 2016
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    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber XD
     
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    Can you shove me down the stairs? Cause I'm falling for you...
     
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