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Empty Closets: The Musical

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  1. Greggers

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    LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! CURTAIN CALL! ...whatever else you want to say!

    Ok. Im sure this has been done before, but screw it! Greg did not get to participate before if it has been done.

    Lets plan out our version of Empty Closets as a musical! The only rule is: There is and always will be a part for EVERYONE. Jump in whenever, make a part for yourself, and just have fun! We need lots of dancing, lots of "SUBTLE HOMOSEXUAL THEMES", and of course lots of muuuuusic! (But talking? Keep talking to a minimum...)

    So like every good musical, we need to start off with a BIG opening number...

    The lights dim...

    The audience goes silent...

    The rainbow curtains open...

    And the first thing we see is...
     
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    We see David with a camera in a loft with another character who is playing guitar...

    David : December 24th, 9pm Eastern Standard Time. From here on in I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it. CLOSE ON ROGER, tuning the Fender guitar he hasn't played in a year...
     
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    ....and then twenty odd blond girls dressed in pink STORM center stage singing "omigod omigod you guys!" With closer inspection, one of the girls is actually Greg :slight_smile: (and of course hes the most into the song)

    The sounds of Rent and Legally Blonde mix to create a gentle puuuur...
     
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    And then BOOM!

    The lights dim quickly as cannon fire breaks the upbeat song! Sounds of "Land Ho!" and "Arrr!" are audible off stage, before the Pirateninja walks on in her pirateninja regalia.

    Centre stage, she sings a ballad about being the only lesbian among the Pirateninja Clan, before her stage space is taken up by....
     
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    ...Greg breaks out in his drag to sing "When your good to Mama" and then proceeds to smooch Mama over and over, implying our first "SUBTLE HOMOSEXUAL THEME" :slight_smile:
     
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    Suddenly, in outrage, the WBC comes on, waving their signs and singing "Because we've got nothing better to do!"
     
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    And the entirety of EC beings to sing "Fuck you, fuck you very very much" by Lily Allen while doing AMAZING in-sync jazz hands. The Jazz hands, of course, start to confuse the small brains of the WBC members until they start to eat there signs while singing "Savages, savages" from Pocohauntus :slight_smile:
     
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    Blame WESTBORO, blame WESTBORO
    With their fundamental ways
    And wanting to kill the gays
    Blame WESTBORO, blame WESTBORO
    We need to form a full attack
    ecause their ideas are so wack...
     
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    The westboro Church have had enough.
    They realise that they're all actually queer and sing the heart-warming and crowd pleasing hit: "Let us in"

    "Let us in teach us your ways
    we want to be like you
    Let us in oh friendly gays
    We want to be like yoooou."
     
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    At this point, the lights drop.
    And a spotlight hits center stage as Tyler rises from the trapdoor singing 'Look At Me Now' from 'The Wild Party'.
    The audience is completely awed by his skill and overall ferocity.
     
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    Tyler clamors back on stage and the music dramatically changes to 'What Is This Feeling?' with Tyler singing the part of Glinda and Tim singing the part of Elphaba.
     
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    ..upon the finishing of this song, Greg bum rushes the stage and begins to sing "Little Marry Sunshine" from Reefer Madness, just so he can tie Tyler up with Phone chord and whip him :wink:

    "Well go up and down and up and down and...down again"
     
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    *Greg exits to rapturous applause*

    *Mama enters and performs a beautiful waltz with an imaginary person and sings "Goodnight My Someone" from The Music Man*
     
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    Suddenly, a tango fills the place of the waltz, as EC members partner up, doing an intricate synchronised tango sequence, reminiscent of RENT's "Tango Maureen".
     
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    The tango sequence reminds EC's resident viking that she's really a real life version of Mark Cohen, which makes her pause the tango action, and begin singing Mark's intro part of the song "Rent" until she realizes that this is not RENT, and says "Whoa, wrong show... Oops" and resumes the tango action.
     
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    A hushed silence fills the audience as Lauren (Also known as LornTehViking) sings her uproarious "Ballad of Bumblefuck"
     
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    The rainbow curtains close once more after the song is over and everyone gets up to go eat low fat popcorn. After everyone is back in there seats Act 2 opens with everyone wearing rainbow shirts and holding hands, singing "I am what i am" and stopping every now and then to twirl our wrists in sync :slight_smile:
     
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    In a roar of frenzy, the Butch lesbians all rip off their skirts, proudly displaying their men's clothes and mannerisms, and manages to bring the audience to tears with their reprise of "I am what I am (The FUCK YEAH POWERTOOLS Version)"
     
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    Drew promptly gets up and leaves, thinking he was going to see Les Miserables, and is fucked off that he paid $100 for a ticket.
     
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    Suddenly, Dave in drag appears onstage from a puff of smoke, singing this (even though it's not true about me :wink: I'm AAAAALL Man :grin: )

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0tguuYsJ8[/youtube]
     
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