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Break up with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009.

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  1. Drizzt DoUrden

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    So, pretty self-explanatory... Just pretend you and the previous poster are dating/going out/etc. and you need to break up with him/her. You can be nice, you can be mean, you can blame it on your mother... Whatever :slight_smile:
     
    #1 Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009
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    It's not you, it's me.

    It's over.
     
    #2 RaRa, Apr 3, 2009
  3. Drizzt DoUrden

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    You never paid any attention to me... It was always your car first! :tears:
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    #3 Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009
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    Joe, I really didn't want it to be like this, but...
    I think you're gay.
    :tear:
     
    #4 Amy, Apr 3, 2009
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    It's not your fault, really... But you're so short!
    I don't think I can take it anymore. :frowning2:
     
    #5 Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009
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    You're just so intolerant...
    I don't think I can handle this bigotry any longer.
    BEING SHORT IS NOT MY FAULT.
    :tears:
     
    #6 Amy, Apr 3, 2009
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    I can't believe that you were a lesbian and you didn't tell me!
    I'M GOING TO SEEK MEN!
     
    #7 Colly, Apr 3, 2009
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    I'm sorry, but your fascination with shiny objects seems more important to you than me.
     
    #8 Maddy, Apr 3, 2009
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    Maddy, you know i love you. And its been a beautiful, if not short, relationship. And its not me, its you. You see, i love that you love Rocky Horror Picture Show and Rent. I love that you understand me and that we get along great.

    ...but you have Boobies. Nice, plump, big ol' boobies. This will not do. I am sorry. I think its best we just stay friends.
     
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    I'm sorry, Greg... but... but.... I'm a lesbian, and you have a penis.


    It can't work like that..... I'm sorry.
     
    #10 pirateninja, Apr 4, 2009
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    you know, i thought we were geting over that little you lesbian, me gay thing. but to just dump me when i couldn't tell you the name of the 4th episode of the 7th season of south park is beyond shallow :tantrum:
     
    #11 olides84, Apr 4, 2009
  12. Pepsi

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    It's not me, its completely you Jeff we're done, lates
     
    #12 Pepsi, Apr 4, 2009
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    gosh...um how can i say this nicely.... THERE's Someone Else thats More Manly Than You!!!!
     
    #13 Sexiross, Apr 4, 2009
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    Oh um how can i say this nicely, your mom is better in bed then you
     
    #14 Pepsi, Apr 5, 2009
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    Man ...your a manwhore...i cant date i guy that can screw people's moms ...sorry
     
    #15 Sexiross, Apr 5, 2009
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    I love you, but I love me more
     
    #16 BeautifulStranger, Apr 5, 2009
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    all you care about is your HAIR!!! its like so over!!!
     
    #17 Sexiross, Apr 5, 2009
  18. Pepsi

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    Your mom told me over pillow talk that you cared oddles about your family, I don't think I can be with someone that invested in their family
     
    #18 Pepsi, Apr 5, 2009
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    WOW....your soo full of yourself...bye the way...give me back my money honey :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #19 Sexiross, Apr 5, 2009
  20. Pepsi

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    FINE I don't need your money *throws money in his face* YOUR GONNA MISS MY AWESOME BUTT
     
    #20 Pepsi, Apr 5, 2009
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