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Does he Look like a bitch? (Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson )

 

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Andy: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.
(Devil Wears Prada)

 

What's down there, a fucking Rancor?! (James Franco in Pineapple Express, i'm probably gonna have lotsa quotes from this film)

Nah Man i said Nowhere and Quiznos! (same as above lol)

 

Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive".
Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded".

Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch".
Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrible".
(Bring it on)

 

*Jesse Bradford staring at Kirsten Dunst washing a car in a bikini*
*Eliza Dushku's boobs appear*
*whoalsjfadsofhwoaahhh*
"Hey Perv" (Bring it On)

 

Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
Elle: I object.

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

 

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?..."

"I have to go return some Videotapes..."

"Feed Me Stray Kittens" (Hope i got this one right)

(American Psycho)

 

Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Stan Fields: I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.

Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket

(Miss Congeniality)

 

"Four for you Glenn Coco. You go Glenn Coco!"- Damian, Mean Girls

 

"What do you mean you DONT EAT NO MEAT!?" (Tulla's Aunt in My Big Fat Greek Wedding LOL)

"Spray Some Windex on it" (Gus for about every ailment or problem, My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

 

(sorry if this is offensive, i just love this line haha)

Ian: You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!
Ezekiel: What? He's gonna what? With what?
Ian: Oh, yeah! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just... fuck it... with a roll of fucking quarters.

(Sex Drive)

 

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

 

Someone: "I'm broke, I can't pay you any money!"

Scarlet: "You can all pay me in information: Government information! Except you, Wodsworth; as a mere butler you have no access to classified information. I guess you number's up!"

*Scarlet points gun at him*

Wodsworth: "I do know one thing. The jig's up Scarlet, there are no more bullets left in that gun!"

Scarlet: "Nice try!"

Wodsworth: "One shot at the wall, two shots at the chandelier, two at the door and one in the telegram lady."

Scarlet: "That's not six!"

Wodsworth: "1+2+2+1"

Scarlet: "Uh-uh, there was only one shot at the chandelier so that's 1+2+1+1"

Wodsworth: "Even if you were right that would be 1+1+2+1 not 1+2+1+1"

Scarlet: "Alright. One plus two plus... SHUT UP. There's one bullet left in this gun and guess who's going to get it!"


-Clue

 

I love you, Clue Is Amazing <3 (*hug*)

 

"So that makes you an Eggplant"
"Haha, and You're a cantelope!" (Best Scene Ever in True Romance between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken)

 

Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?

Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?

Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!

Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?

Fogell: Yeah.

Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...

Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.

Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?

Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Fogell: Fuck you.

Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1.
Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!

Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor
store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?

Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?

Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!

Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!

 

'She's split in half'
'you mean like, down the middle in half'
'at the waist'
'you mean this is the last time i can talk to the top half'
'yes' 'the truck is the only thing holding her together'
'lets say this is her bottom half, can i squeeze in a few minutes with the bottom half'

LOL Scary Movie 3

 

'sir, the bus is no longer on first street'
'well where is it'
'Air born'


Sword fish