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Good or Funny Comebacks for Homophobes?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by DreamonRose, Feb 18, 2017.

  1. DreamonRose

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    I didn't really know what forum to put this in but, I have come out in a few schools because I have gone to about 12 schools in 9 years of teaching and I didn't want to hide it everywhere so I have had to deal with haters and I am fine I just need some good comebacks.
     
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    It's homosapien and not heterosapien (I really should start saying that towards every homophobe i see)
     
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    Let's get this straight - I'm not.
     
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    Yes I am a homo, a HOMOSAPIEN...what species are you? :grin:

    Oh, you don't think it's natural? Well I don't think your attitude is either, but you don't catch me saying anything. :icon_wink

    You think it's a choice? So do that mean you could be gay if you wanted to be? Congratulations on coming out! :lol:
     
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    This is not really funny (and it only works for women) but it is interesting, and a good comeback.
    Women are statistically more likely to be attracted to other women than they are to be left handed. So if anyone implies that lesbianism is "unnatural" you can just throw that back in their face.
     
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    Yes, I'm gay. Gay means happy. Are you unhappy?
     
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    Homophobe : "The idea of gay sex makes me feel uncomfortable!"
    Gay person : "Well then you should use a good lubricant."

    ---------- Post added 24th Feb 2017 at 06:16 AM ----------

    Someone noticed that I had a sore foot (sports injury) and said "That's God's punishment for being gay"
    I replied "It's the only way he could make me limp."
     
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    True story: During our marriage equality referendum debate in 2015, one of the arguments against equality was that it was forbidden in the Bible.
    When presented with this argument, an elderly lady (early 70’s, conservative appearance) replied in a very earnest tone “The Bible also says ‘you shouldn’t have cloth of mixed fibers, …. does that mean I have to throw out my cotton-polyester sheets?”
    She got her point across.
     
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    Also it's said in the bible (something like) that love is much stronger than every sin and so being gay isn't a sin cause it's love and love is never a sin *something like that I'll seek it up if I've got the time*
     
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    Hmm, curious. I never knew that. Personally I'm both. :slight_smile:
     
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    I'm as straight as a circle. If you hating, then just go be a square

    (idk, I tried)

    ---------- Post added 26th Feb 2017 at 01:19 PM ----------

    pt 2:

    Are you as straight as an arrow? Cuz I'm as straight as a rainbow!
     
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    Lol I like it.
     
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    If/when I experience homophobia I would not be able to post what I would do on this site.
     
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    When I hear straight men saying "Gay people have always been able to marry women" I've wanted to reply "you now can marry a man"
     
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    "Abomination, you say? Unnatural? Are you sure you aren't talking about that outfit?"

    It's kind of a funny thing to say to somebody who wears their pants around their knees and wouldn't know colour combinations if it started raining skittles.

    "With that attitude, it's no wonder they won't help you fix your hair!"

    I know, I know. It's pretty shallow of me to mess with people based on their appearance. But a lot of homophobes seem rather... unkept.
     
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    Same!!! Ok, so I know this is random, but I meet most left handed people by chatting with a waiter and realizing they're lefthanded! :lol: Is that just me?
     
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    When I take over the world, you'll be the third person to go!
     
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    Homophobe- Children need a mom and a dad.
    Response- Plenty of children are raised by single parents and turn out fine.
     
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    If the good Lord had intended man to be straight, He wouldn't have placed the male g-spot up the ass.

    kind of only relates to gay men, but it still gets the point across.