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LGBT Themed Humour

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by RedTrekkie95, May 7, 2017.

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  1. RedTrekkie95

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    Hi does anyone know any clean LGBT themed jokes, short stories, etc?

    The stuff on the internet is usually inappropriate or repetitive, so I was wondering if anyone might have anything more original? Thanks in advance. :slight_smile:
     
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    What do you say when your nonbinary friend keeps getting misgendered?
    Their, their

    Why don't robots have any brothers?
    Because they have trans sisters!
     
    #2 Casey221B, May 7, 2017
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    My hair is just like me. Short and not straight at all :lol:
     
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    I always say I'm as straight as a circle when people ask. I had someone argue with me that circles aren't even straight, they didn't get it xD
     
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    A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.
     
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    I need to get something off my chest
    -every transguy
     
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    I wish I were brave enough to crack jokes like that but I don't have the balls.
     
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    Of course gays dress well! We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing!

    ---------- Post added 10th May 2017 at 08:58 AM ----------
    I don't know if that's a joke, or if you're being serious, but that is hilarious
     
    #8 SchizoBurrito13, May 10, 2017
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    I only know dirty ones :frowning2:
     
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    Look at my giant muscles!!!

    - Every transguy posing in front of the mirror with arms like sticks
     
    #10 anthracite, May 11, 2017
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    This comic always makes me laugh:

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    :lol:
     
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    ^That is...I need a minute
     
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