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Funniest life quote you made up?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Random Ross 1, May 14, 2017.

  1. What is the funniest quote about life that you made up with your own original ideas? I'll go first:

    Son, if watching people do it on camera can turn you on, then watching people excersize must make you healthy, watching Discovery Channel must actually make you smart, watching people graduate must get you a diploma, watching Bob Ross must give you artistic abilities, watching stupid game shows when you're bored must get you a 10,000 dollar cash prize, and watching HGTV must give you a 3,000,000 dollar house. But none of that HAPPENS, son, because LIFE IS CRUEL. DEAL WITH IT.

    ---------- Post added 14th May 2017 at 05:25 PM ----------

    I dunno. It sounded better when I said it like Rick Sanchez.