Each time you post in this, you have to tell someone you're gay (or bi, or whatever). Do it in a really weird way. Post their reaction. The only rule is that it has to be someone you're NOT out to. (Yes, it's okay if you tell someone that you know is cool about it, or that you know is gay, or that you think is gay, or whatever. You can be out on Facebook/Myspace and still do this, it just has to be the act posted.) I don't know how well this'll catch on, but I thought it was a good idea. Someone else gets to start... I'm out to everyone in my online listy... I'll come back to it soon if someone gets on.
9:58pmLauren Alex... I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED ITTTTTTTTT blah blah blah CHERRY CHAPSTICKKKKK Woohoooo 9:58pmAlex Whoa. Do you know what this means? 9:58pmLauren I... I'm... Katy Perry! I mean, gay 9:59pmAlex WE CAN GO EIFFEL TOWERING NOW! 9:59pmLauren FUCK YEAH... AND PLAY WITH POWERTOOLS 9:59pmAlex WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS! 9:59pmLauren I always knew there was a reason for our friendship...
Hahahaha. Lorn- I love you. Mine: *standing in line* *Turns to nearest person* *Super posh accent* "Excuse me may I borrow your vibrator? Oh. I beg your pardon, I'm gay, I meant pencil." *Other person doesn't know whether to laugh or look scandalised.*
Me in EC chatroom : Me : I have to go, my husband is calling me Someone : Husband ???? Me : Well, I'm straight by the way So far, I only came out in EC chatroom
I think it'd be more fun if you had to come out to the next person to post, and reply to the coming out of the person above you, both in a wierd way. haha but here goes nothing. Sitting at a table with Parents at a restaurant. Robert Pattinson is at the table across from me and I can't stop staring. Lady Gaga's "Boys Boys Boys" comes on the radio, and then it gets towards the end and I start singing (with the accompanying dance) "I'm not loose, I like to party, Let's get lost in your Ferrari, Not psychotic or dramatic, I LIKE BOYS AND THAT IS THAT! I love it when you call me 'legs', in the morning, buy me eggs *sit on Robert's lap and look him in the eye* watch your heart when we're together, boys like you love me forever." *cue dirty dancing with Robert* Parents: "Huh, well I guess that settle's that."
i told this to the guy who used to be my sex buddy Me: im very gay Him: so does that mean your'e not going to blow me anymore? >_> yeah. ass.
Random drunk guy in a bar I was in earlier (to similarly drunk woman he was trying to chat up): Uh, yeah, I'm a lesbian... Me: Dude, I make a way better looking dyke than you.
To my vicar last week (I'm considering ordination) ... Me: I'm not sure I should be a priest. Vicar: Why not? Me: I'm in a relationship with another man. Vicar: Oh. As long as it's celibate that shouldn't be a problem. Me: It's not, but it can be. Vicar: In that case I will be right behind you at all times... no, wait, I didn't mean it like that...
Me:Girls have coodies Robbie: Yeah Me: Can Boys give each other Cooties? Robbie:IDK lets see *Big Passionate Kiss* Me:I guess not
