So I just figured out that the song "Penny Lane" by the Beatles starts "In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs", not, as I have been singing it for the past... well, forever... "And he laid there..." So! What's the funniest way you've ever misheard lyrics to a song for ages? Or completely misinterpreted the actual lyrics? I hope I'm not the only person spazzy enough to actually have something to post here!
at one point i pretty much had this whole song wrong [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhJgEJ8KCQ[/youtube]
Papa dont preach by Madonna. "What I need right now is some good advice" I thought she said.... "What I need right now is some curly fries" O_O
The song "Smack My Bitch Up" I thought it was saying "Take My Picture." When someone told me the actual lyric my response was: "Well that isn't nice at ALL!"
LOL Thats so funny because I used to think the same thing, I think i first heard that song in Charlie's Angels too XD
There's a part in a Chiodos song, I think it's No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room, where the guy screams, and all I hear is: Riff-raff.... and CINNAMON ROLLS! It's pleasant. But knowing Chiodos's random lyrics, I wouldn't put it behind them completely.
Gonna Catch 'Em All ♫ Pokemon, gonna catch 'em all! PICHU and me, I jknow its my destiny ♫ Bohemian Rhapsody ♫ The ALGEBRA has a devil put a side for me ♫ And my favorite... Fuel ♫ Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five! ♫ :roflmao:
Well, my bad German always makes for hillarious Rammstein translations: My translation of a part of 'Mein Herz Brennt' No love children, Kein Liebe kinder, Go for eight, Geht Für acht, I am the right, Ich bin der stimmen, On the cheese... Auf dem Käse... Actual lyrics Nun Liebe Kinder, Now dear children, Gebt fein acht, Pay attention, Ich bin die Stimme, I am the voice, Aus dem Kissen... Under your pillow... Hehe... In English songs, the funniest one I can think if is th line 'You're a solid gold digger' in Backstabber by The Kooks, but the line sounds more like 'You're a psycho nigger'. Oh yeah, all of smells like teen spirit.
Those lonely starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But, I've got a blank space baby and I'll right your name. Yeah...I thought that's how it went.
'This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arse face' = 'This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race'
Knew someone in college who always heard "Werewolves of London" as "Werewolves Abundant" LOL Trying to think of any of my own mis-hearings that are worth relating.
In Randy Houser's song, Boots On, when he says "im going out with my boots on" i always thought it was "im going out with my boobs on" lol
In the song "Waiting So Long" by the Silver Fins, the audio is kind of fuzzy so I always heard the lyrics very, very, wrong. For instance: "Looking back and morning comes, don't find your face in the grass" or: "Take the moonlight by the tail, in any case you're shedding" or even: "I spat in my grass, walkin' back so in my grass you're fading" Then I realized that that was stupid and looked the lyrics up. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3JLbVux2Ms)
