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Whats your "Homosexual Agenda"? Share!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Greggers, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Greggers

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_agenda

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    Ok guys! Its time to share. Whats YOUR "Gay Agenda"?

    This was a phrase coined by the opponents of LGBT rights to somehow create this idea that we are evil plotting sons of bitches who have a "Secret agenda" behind trying to be treated as equals. I figure i might as well buy into the phrase and make it my own. Sure! I have a homosexual agenda. Its rainbow colored and super glittery!

    My homosexual agenda for this week goes something like this:

    - Force my friends to listen to Miley Cyrus "The Climb" while i belt out the chorus
    - Buy the most pink shirt they have at American Eagle
    - Skip the odd meal and pretend that somehow makes me prettier
    - Convince my friend who has a flannel shirt she is infact a lesbian
    - Eat McDonalds with my friends while bitching about how many calories it is and how i can feel my muffin top expanding by the second

    Evil? I know right! :slight_smile:


    So lets hear yours. What do YOU plot behind closed doors?
     
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    It looks like this:
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    The contents are a secret, for now.
     
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    World Domination.

    Edit - Also cookie baking
     
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    Oooo, I have this fantastic plan and it goes something like this:

    Set up an electronic gayder on all street corners which will scan the hetros and pick up their inner rainbows. These findings will then be sent to all of EC's phones so we can welcome them to the darkside, showering them with uberglomps and sparkly fairycakes. They won't be able to resist ^__^
     
  5. tomahto72

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    To reinstate bubblegum pop (i.e. Aqua, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls) at the top of the music charts
    Extend my aura of 'gayness' so that people will be hooked and more people will become gay
    but keep all this on the dl ay?! If it gets out we're all trucked!
     
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    The world domination started with getting O-. into Urban Dictionary, right?
     
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    OMG I SAW THAT! Haha, brilliant <33333333333333
     
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    Fixing the crooked sight on my special gayifying laser.
    Infiltrating Apple and making "The Best of the West End" come as standard on all iPods.

    Oh, I think I need to pick up some bread from the corner shop too at some point XD
     
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    It's all explained in my blog, the EVIL MASTERPLAN!
    However, it's not very evil or even complete.
     
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    O.k i've thought of this for a while and it has to be... Turning prince william with a mixture of 'fairy' dust and lady gaga and becoming the first gay consort of the first openly gay british monarch. It could work. :slight_smile:
     
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    To steal all babies from the heteros and turn them gay.
    By 2100 mankind will be rainbow coloured and unable to reproduce!
    muhauahahahaha

    Also, must tell Paige her new heels are to DIE for.
     
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    1) eat as little as i can thinking i will get into those tight clothes

    2) make others embrace rainbows...by force if needs be resistance is futile

    3) find someone to love me

    4) come out to my friend and have him embrace the lgbt world

    6) classified

    7) classified

    8) classified omega level only.
     
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    I will recruit,so I can get my damn toaster.
     
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    *&* '#'

    Phase one complete.

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    Vomiting rainbows and anything involving fried chicken. ^^
     
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    A Sinister Plan:

    1) Adopt 2 children.
    2) Give them gender neutral-names, non-traditional clothing.
    3) Destabilise gender norms, creating confusing and awkward social moments where people aren't sure which pronoun to use.
    4) Watch as people struggle through uncertainty. Laugh manically...
    5) ...But not too much laughter, because, you know, wrinkles.
    6) Fashion a throne for when we rule the world. Am thinking a tasteful thing with a little (faux) fur and some gemstones. Possibly some sort of phallic motif going on.
    7) Any Other Business?

    (From the Desk of Bookmarked)
     
  17. Gays should wear a silver ring on their right ring finger.

    Then like... people would know you are.
    And how many of us are out there.
    Without anyone having to say anything...


    >_> i think it would be very unsettling to the straight people.
    like in Birds when all the birds in that one scene are surrounding her.
     
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    I second this.
     
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    I think all gay people should frolic everywhere :slight_smile: Its much more fun than wearing a silly ring.

    Plus, who doesn't like to frolic!??!
     
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    That and mandatory attendance for my EC muscial. Starring everyone in this thread. ^_^