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Wacky Dreams

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Glunn11, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Glunn11

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    Thought I'd share this little gem of a dream I had last night. Kinda bizarre. I usually have these kind of dreams, but I haven't had one in a while. Feel free to share your delicious dreams :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: (!)

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    So, there was a news broadcast that showed life in a poor southern Texas immigrant community with a ridiculously high death rate. It showed how gas prices were ridiculously cheap. Then, it zoomed to one household with a boy who brought a bucketful of gasoline home. He turned away and his mom got a spoon and licked it. He turned around and started freaking out, saying that they could grow corn soon. However, she just said this epic line:
    "Gasoline: It is rich... and good."

    BAHAHAH.
    But, from what I gathered, gas companies were advertising their product as edible to increase sales in carless communities. >.>
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  2. carrie90

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    my favourite dream was that i was in the O.C, i was like a kid in a candy store cause i had a crush on both ryan and marissa :grin:

    That one was my favourite but my wierdest was that i had super powers but i got into a fight with wonder woman cause i called her a guy and when i pulled her hair it came off it turned out she was cher then i woke up i found it wierd
     
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    My weirdest dream on record was about two years ago.

    I was in California in mid-summer. The thing is, though, it was snowing. My family and I were on a ski slope (skiing, obviously). I was really bad at it so I took a break and sat on a bench on the outskirts of the ski resort and suddenly noticed this big, odd-looking virtual reality gaming system sitting under an alcove, right there in the snow. I went over to it and saw that it had a display that said: "Sonic the Hedgehog: Wedding Sequence." I turned it on, and suddenly I was transported to a much warmer virtual reality meadow, in which all the characters from the Sonic games had decided to get married! I watched a couple of these funny and very strange video game weddings, and suddenly the hedgehog minister said, "Okay, next up! Pam the Hedgehog, who'd YOU like to marry?" and in walks this purple hedgehog. I was confused because this character didn't exist in any of the actual games, so I decided to leave virtual reality and go back to the ski slope. By the time of my return, everyone had finished skiing, and my mom was busy going around the slopes, magically restoring melted or displaced snow. And then I woke up.

    Yep. I don't have a clue how my subconscious came up with ANY of that! :lol:
     
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    uuauaua i keep having this dream that my doggy chokes to death on a chewy bone *cries*
     
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    Oooh! I have one! But it's... disturbing.

    I had a dream last night that former Vice President Dick Cheney and I were making a movie together. For some reason, we both had to masturbate in the film (but I don't think it was supposed to be a porno). And then this greasy little fictional mob kingpin Sonny Corinthos from the soap opera General Hospital showed up (why? Hell if I know). He didn't really do anything. And then I became Dick Cheney and I still had to masturbate but I couldn't get hard.

    I feel like there was more, but I pretty much blocked it out. Can you blame me?
     
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    Okay. FREAKY. Never want to experience it EVER again.
    I was married to Beyonce, or Rhianna, or someone like that. So I was walking home from buying a cloud for her next music video, when I stumbled upon George W. Bush. One thing led to the next, and I found myself in the White House bedroom. With him. And we had sex. It was DISGUSTING!!
     
  7. diegon3

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    wow that is almost like were i live:eek:
    on exception of gas very cheap (sadly):tears:

    as for my weirdest dream was that aliens were stalking me through a chip they had implanted on my dog
     
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    Lmao, I have bizzar dreams! Lmao.

    One night, I had a dream about dancing WAFFLES and singing FRENCHTOAST! It was amazing! Lol

    Another night, I had a dream, simply, about a white bunny eating a piece of lettus. Lmao.


    But, other nights, I have really terrible dreams. For example, I have dreams about dying. Like, being murdered, accidents, or suicide. One was that I hung myself. Another I was sitting in a car and it randomly started rolling down a hill, off a cliff, and into water.
    Scarey shit!