Out-Creepy the Previous Poster!

We all have certain aspects of ourselves that are just plain creepy. How about we try to out-creepy each other?

So just post something creepy about yourself. If you think the previous poster isn't as creepy as you, then spill your creepy beans and see if anyone can out-creepy you.

I'll start.

When I'm in the mall, I'll start tailing people to see what I can find out about them. I'll watch what stores they go into, what they look at, and if I can get close enough, what they say to people who they are with or over the phone. If I find out their name, I'll go on facebook, myspace, and twitter when I get home to see if I can find out more about them. I will then collect my findings in a password-protected file, complete with picture if I get one online or if I can snap one in the mall. (I have a camera disguised as a juice box)

 

maybe this one should go in the anonymous thread zone

when i go to peoples houses i unlock their windows, then when they leave i pull off the screens and take something small, like a sock, or one pill from a medicine bottle. i keep the stuff in a little box that i hide under my bed with labels and pictures of the people i got it from

haha ok i creeped myself out there. that's all a lie, i dont and never have done any of that.

 

Well when I go to people's houses, I bring a pocket knife and make notches in their bed for how many times I think they've been laid.

 

i carve notches to represent how many times they have been laid by me....and not known about it :badgrin:

 

I always want to know more about a person than they do about me. I read people's papers, look through their stuff, and keep my property close to me. I look at text messages, look through their "My Documents" folder on their computer (bookmarks too), and try to remember everything they say. Sometimes I look for passwords and addresses and write them down. Business cards are always fun to go through. The easier it is to find the business card, the more affiliated they are with that person. Desk drawers are a good place to look for passwords.

 

You're no longer allowed in my house Paco. :roflmao:

 

You're no longer allowed in my house Paco. :roflmao::help:

 

Whenever I got into someone's bathroom, I raid the medicine cabinet. I try on perfumes, lipsticks, concealers and whatever else I happen to find in there. As all of my roommates likely suspect, I try out their facial washes and experiment with their shampoos. This weird habit applies to every single person I know in my life. The first time I tried deoderant I was at my grandma's house; it was a roll-on version.

I don't know why I do it. I never take too much either and I very rarely use the same product twice.

Also, I'm not sure if this falls into creepiness, but I have a bit of a paper problem. Whenever there is loose tissue or a check or a piece of paper, I will rip it up into tiny little pieces. The weird thing is that I never notice it until I have a little mound of shredded paper in front of me. A friend of mine told me I did this out of sexual frustration.

 

There are only so many situations in which an action could be considered creepy.
Sooooo: Yes.

 

My favorite part of any crime show or movie is the murder scene. In my idle time I think of how I would carry out a murder, how I would leave the body, how I would evade discovery, who the victim would be, and how i would funnel the money from their life insurance and inheritance from their last will and testament into my possession.

 

I do that thing to people where when they shake your hand, you tickle their palm with your middle finger.

 

I do this too. I remember one year in school I sat next to this hot guy in my first period class who always swung his ass right by my desk when he got into his seat. I would intentionally get in the classroom before he did just so that I can give it a sideways glance. A nice start to a long first period English.