ruin the moment

"is that a wart?"

[edit] oh do i have to post an action now?

you've got your arm around your loved one in a cinema during a thriller movie

 

until you jump at a scene and accidentally elbow them in the cheek

'you've just confessed to someone you have a crush on them, and they've said they like you too '

 

you go to kiss them and they sneeze. into your mouth. *shudders*

you plan a perfect night before proposing to your partner.

 

but they get hit by a bus when crossing the road to greet you...

you buy your girl/boyfriend a nice gift

 

he/she buys you something your allergic to

you're cuddling your boyfriend/girlfriend

 

...and your bad lunch joins in all over his/her lap.

You stare into your boyfriend/girlfriend's eyes and lean in to kiss.

 

And they vomit in your mouth.

Your on a long romantic walk on the beach.

 

but u trip and fall down a large pit.... and die

your driving to you partners house with them

 

Then a K. fed song come through the radio.

You are in the back of a dark movie theatre, your lovers head on your shoulder...

 

...and they're snoring.

You're having coffee and the entire shop is empty. You lean in close...

 

... and the other person burps...


... you're in the middle of a DMC (deep & meaningful conversation) with your loved one...

 

And then your ex shows up and makes it awkward.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend is cuddling with you at the fireplace during a cold winter night...

 

But you didn't put the grate up, so a firey spark flies out and hits you on the nose. So you jump up in fear and spill your hot chocolate all over your lover.

You're laying on the beach with your lover and listening to the sound of the sea crashing against the shore.

 

Then you are both engulfed by a large errant wave, which gets sand in odd places and seaweed in your hair. It's particularly stinky seaweed and there's also jellyfish. LOTS OF JELLYFISH! STINGING JELLYFISH!

You're sitting with your lover in your car on the hill that looks over your town watching all the little lights below.

 

You accidently lean on the handbreak leaning in for a kiss and the car starts to roll down a hill.

You're laid on a flat rooftop with your lover, staring at the stars.

 

THEN A METEORITE FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND YOU DIE IN A GIGANTIC BALL OF FLAME! But it's a pretty cool death, so who'd feel bad after dying like that?

You and your lover are playing bassoon duets.

 

A huge bird comes and pecks at both of you, making you fall off the roof.


You and your lover go to dinner at one of the best resturants and have a great time.

 

And the waiter caughs on you giving you both the H1N1 flu.

Your crush of many years confesses their love to you.

 

...and then they start laughing. "Just kidding! Man, the look on your face...!"

You're sitting at breakfast, sharing a single bowl of cereal with your significant other...